How about completely short-circuiting Trump's relationship with the media?
At the next press conference where someone is insulted for their body shape, or accused of working for a fake news organisation, or when the lies are just too blatant, then all (serious) journalists get up and leave in unison.
Since there are no longer any "serious" journalists in the White House Press Corps, they will be insulted by an ignorant, seditious pedophile and lurve it.
How does wandering off mid-meeting to gaze out at an irrelevant scene not result in asking whether he’s okay and calling for a medical evaluation? Unless of course you’re all just used to it by now.
The last foreigner to claim to run a Latin American country was shot- Not that I could ever say it, but you may well think that perhaps Emperor Maximiliano and "Acting President" Donald Trump might share something in common.
Marcie, I really liked that part at the end where you said, "Comparte con un amigo.". Wouldn't it be a great thing if Wonkette could have a Spanish speaking essayist who wrote in Spanish or Spanglish!? A different perspective on the horrible things going on in this country to our Hispanic compatriots. Many of your readers can converse (and definitely read) Spanish and the readership can learn things like reconquista that seem to make even good progressives fearful. Lots of controversial topics like bilingualism (c'mon, it's long overdue) etc.
Anyway there's a lot of upside and little downside. I hope someone passes this scenario up the Wonkette chain of command 🙂🇲🇽
Well, that didn't take long. Little Lord Donny now gets to be president all over the place. I heard Mars is next. He'll straighten out those Martians!
"Sour crude". Obviously they need it for his infusions.
Marco has handed me a note, thank you Marco.
"Did you fart Mr. President, or was that J.D.?"
I don't know J.D. was it you? Marco says you farted.
Marco, he who smelt it dealt it. Lots of people say that.
Fuck Trump.
Okay, I'm basically 12. Laughed out loud, thanks.
How about completely short-circuiting Trump's relationship with the media?
At the next press conference where someone is insulted for their body shape, or accused of working for a fake news organisation, or when the lies are just too blatant, then all (serious) journalists get up and leave in unison.
Can I dream?
I've been saying that, too! It honestly should be the only response.
Since there are no longer any "serious" journalists in the White House Press Corps, they will be insulted by an ignorant, seditious pedophile and lurve it.
Lest you think there are going to be free elections here any time soon! Fixed it!
Word is Donald has to stand up to go to the window so he can more easily shit his diaper.
I seriously doubt that he used the word” ahora. He can barely speak English.
Trump thinks ahora is the black lady on the Enterprise.
Fuck Trump.
Judging by the look on his face Rubio's depression meds haven't been working for almost a year.
He’s sitting next to Donald, who reeks of filled diaper.
If Trump is now "acting president of Venezuela", does that mean that he has resigned as President of the United States? He can't hold both offices.
"Elections? He hasn't had those in years" -- Melanie LaTella Trump
Erections.
Never mind.
Fuck Trump.
Well played.
Someone should ask Hicseth about his post - why is trump teabagging Mar a Lago?
That's a mighty wide stance he's got there. I wonder if he took lessons from Larry Craig at the Minneapolis Airport men's room?
"One more shithole country run by Your Favorite President!"
Don't tell these fucks, but when I'm in Mexico, I smoke Cuban cigars. That's illegal here en Los Estados Unidos, so are they going to arrest me too?
Don't answer that.
How does wandering off mid-meeting to gaze out at an irrelevant scene not result in asking whether he’s okay and calling for a medical evaluation? Unless of course you’re all just used to it by now.
How does someone get used to the smell of rotting roast beef.
Corporate media reporters only ask questions like that for Presidents that aren't openly accepting corporate bribes.
The last foreigner to claim to run a Latin American country was shot- Not that I could ever say it, but you may well think that perhaps Emperor Maximiliano and "Acting President" Donald Trump might share something in common.
Marcie, I really liked that part at the end where you said, "Comparte con un amigo.". Wouldn't it be a great thing if Wonkette could have a Spanish speaking essayist who wrote in Spanish or Spanglish!? A different perspective on the horrible things going on in this country to our Hispanic compatriots. Many of your readers can converse (and definitely read) Spanish and the readership can learn things like reconquista that seem to make even good progressives fearful. Lots of controversial topics like bilingualism (c'mon, it's long overdue) etc.
Anyway there's a lot of upside and little downside. I hope someone passes this scenario up the Wonkette chain of command 🙂🇲🇽
I don't think I can, but I can recommend several here in Mexico.
No reason they have to be here in El Norte. 🙂Half of my family is Hispanic (Panama/U.S.) but none of them are as political as I am.