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Lesley Houghton's avatar

Well, that didn't take long. Little Lord Donny now gets to be president all over the place. I heard Mars is next. He'll straighten out those Martians!

ludus's avatar

"Sour crude". Obviously they need it for his infusions.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Marco has handed me a note, thank you Marco.

"Did you fart Mr. President, or was that J.D.?"

I don't know J.D. was it you? Marco says you farted.

Marco, he who smelt it dealt it. Lots of people say that.

Fuck Trump.

Lesley Houghton's avatar

Okay, I'm basically 12. Laughed out loud, thanks.

Daniel's avatar

How about completely short-circuiting Trump's relationship with the media?

At the next press conference where someone is insulted for their body shape, or accused of working for a fake news organisation, or when the lies are just too blatant, then all (serious) journalists get up and leave in unison.

Can I dream?

Lesley Houghton's avatar

I've been saying that, too! It honestly should be the only response.

Caepan's avatar

Since there are no longer any "serious" journalists in the White House Press Corps, they will be insulted by an ignorant, seditious pedophile and lurve it.

RRJKR's avatar

Lest you think there are going to be free elections here any time soon! Fixed it!

CI Carlson's avatar

Word is Donald has to stand up to go to the window so he can more easily shit his diaper.

Nancy wachtman's avatar

I seriously doubt that he used the word” ahora. He can barely speak English.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Trump thinks ahora is the black lady on the Enterprise.

Fuck Trump.

Menotsure's avatar

Judging by the look on his face Rubio's depression meds haven't been working for almost a year.

CI Carlson's avatar

He’s sitting next to Donald, who reeks of filled diaper.

BlueSpot's avatar

If Trump is now "acting president of Venezuela", does that mean that he has resigned as President of the United States? He can't hold both offices.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"Elections? He hasn't had those in years" -- Melanie LaTella Trump

Menotsure's avatar

Erections.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Never mind.

Fuck Trump.

Menotsure's avatar

Well played.

Chimp's avatar

Someone should ask Hicseth about his post - why is trump teabagging Mar a Lago?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's a mighty wide stance he's got there. I wonder if he took lessons from Larry Craig at the Minneapolis Airport men's room?

Hank Napkin's avatar

"One more shithole country run by Your Favorite President!"

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Don't tell these fucks, but when I'm in Mexico, I smoke Cuban cigars. That's illegal here en Los Estados Unidos, so are they going to arrest me too?

Don't answer that.

IAmArlo's avatar

How does wandering off mid-meeting to gaze out at an irrelevant scene not result in asking whether he’s okay and calling for a medical evaluation? Unless of course you’re all just used to it by now.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

How does someone get used to the smell of rotting roast beef.

Wowdad's avatar

Corporate media reporters only ask questions like that for Presidents that aren't openly accepting corporate bribes.

Mexfiles's avatar

The last foreigner to claim to run a Latin American country was shot- Not that I could ever say it, but you may well think that perhaps Emperor Maximiliano and "Acting President" Donald Trump might share something in common.

Michael's avatar
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Marcie, I really liked that part at the end where you said, "Comparte con un amigo.". Wouldn't it be a great thing if Wonkette could have a Spanish speaking essayist who wrote in Spanish or Spanglish!? A different perspective on the horrible things going on in this country to our Hispanic compatriots. Many of your readers can converse (and definitely read) Spanish and the readership can learn things like reconquista that seem to make even good progressives fearful. Lots of controversial topics like bilingualism (c'mon, it's long overdue) etc.

Anyway there's a lot of upside and little downside. I hope someone passes this scenario up the Wonkette chain of command 🙂🇲🇽

Mexfiles's avatar

I don't think I can, but I can recommend several here in Mexico.

Michael's avatar

No reason they have to be here in El Norte. 🙂Half of my family is Hispanic (Panama/U.S.) but none of them are as political as I am.