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What a little twerp. Face it: his legs are the least of his disabilities. The poor kid has chosen stupidity and ignorance, in the model of Reagan, Bush the Dumber, and Trump. At least he well represents the Republicans of Norf Cara'LINEr.

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Wait. Which Bush was that? Shrub, or Bush the Dumber? Talk about a clan of inbreds who consistently choose to do wrong.

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LOCK HIM UP

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Uh, he'd have to connect two facts, two ideas, or learn from history. Not a GOP forte.

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The Heritage Foundation specializes in handing out disinformation to America's dumbest interns. Little Boy David Madison should apply for their handouts.

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One real home-school success story (per Betsy Devos) down in Billy Graham country.

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I.e., a fine example of a Republican.

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Did Madison Cawthorn Lie About The Accident That Left Him Paralyzed?

here's a clue - yes...

https://www.refinery29.com/...

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But Zelenskyy is not black, he's a... oh, I get it!

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Davy Maddy's Daddy, Roger, must be so proud of his little homeschooler, who has only ever had one real job -- at Chick-Filet.

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In the suburbs of Boston, that would be a dog's name.

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There's always maths!Except in parts of the US where it's math.Meanwhile, in MAGAt country it's countin'...

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Daddy works at an Edward Jones franchise in Hendersonville -- "with your lawyer or CPA."

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But HE chose to call himself that. Madison is his middle name.

His first name is David. Guess he didn't want to always be called Li'l Davey, but rather Sweet Li'l Maddy...

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Check out his hand-righting. It's cur-fise, like that of a seven-year-old trying to be "cutesy." Accepting, forgiving, tolerant LUBrals will dismiss it as an effect of his "being left in a fire-y crash site." Nope. He's a man-child.

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Ben Shapiro has always been at war with his lack of brain.

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