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crowd cheers in confusion

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Poster boy for taking "anyone can be in Congress" waaaay too far.

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We shouldn't suffer for his choices.

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"It's our petard, and we'll do whatever we damn well want with hit. That's ma freedum!"

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Which is why I believe it's a bunch of old white men and thousand-dollar-an-hour hookers. Mitch and Susie Concernedcheese aren't doing a bump and making hot turtle love, and the women at these events are earning every penny.

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He said "people you admire." He would be the kind of douche to admire Gaetz.

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You built this...

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-yep, and the whole anti-LBGTQ thing? Methinks he doth protest too much

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We bilked this city...

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...on Rot and Troll!

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Nice lyrics.

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I know multiple people who have worked for Chick-fil-A - including multiple former legal interns in our office - they were much sharper than him. Of course, they were women so they might have lower standards for men

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I thought you were going to say the Southeastern Conference.

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....don't break the law again?Anyone remember when sitting congress critters broke the law ONE TIME and they were gone? Pepridge farm remembers

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Really makes me wonder if there ARE coke orgies

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'Rolling Blunder' has got the Qonservative Qredentials alright...nothing says Family Values Conservative like putting on Girl Gear, getting blind drunk and Tik Tocking !!

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