Human Participation Trophy Madison Cawthorn Calls Zelenskyy A 'Thug.' That's It, That's The Headline.
Fuck off.
We started our day with grown adult GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn going beep beep in his big boy Jeep without a valid driver's license. Let's end with him being even more stupid and pathetic.
Watch this little low-rent Hitler youth talking to his supporters and calling Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, a man who is a fucking hero by anyone's measure, a "thug," and saying the Ukrainian government is "incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."
Oh yes he did.
.@CawthornforNC: “Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.” h/t @WRALpic.twitter.com/cf3sew7MOp
— The Republican Accountability Project (@The Republican Accountability Project) 1646931276
This was this past weekend. WRAL in North Carolina obtained the video, and says about an hour after they posted this, Cawthorn seemed like he was trying to walk it back, saying on Twitter that Putin is bad mmkay. Read his tweet if you even give a fuck.
As WRAL notes, though, Cawthorn also seems to be very mad that there is propaganda in this war coming from the Ukrainian side too. What? Propaganda ? On both sides? In a war?
Babydoll needs to grow the fuck up.
But speaking of propaganda, Cawthorn seems to have found this "let's call Zelenskyy a thug" message somewhere between Vladimir Putin's balls and his asscheeks, because wherever that opinion came from, T'AINT AMERICAN.
As Talking Points Memo notes, Putin recently referred to the Ukrainian government as a "band of drug addicts and neo-Nazis who have holed up in Kyiv and taken the entire Ukrainian people hostage.” Cawthorn's is no different from Putin's propaganda.
We are not even going to spend time laughing at this dipshit talking about Zelenskyy pushing "woke ideologies." It's just like, OK, baby boy, we get it, you know how to say the words One America News or whoever tells you to say. This is the same Knowledge Bowl champion who yelled last week on the House floor about how "woke generals" don't have the right to declare wars.
Say your political beliefs, Madison!
"NO WOKE GENERALS DOIN' WARS FOR WOKE THUGS!"
Good job, Madison! Sure thing , buddy! Everybody clap for Madison!
As political consultant Fred Wellman notes on Twitter, this dumbass Aryan human participation trophy lied about getting into the Naval Academy and considered it a bucket list item to go to Hitler's summer palace. And now this is coming out just a day after news of golden boy's driving escapades?
We really need to stop encouraging young white blond conservative men to think they can do all things through Christ who strengthens them. It's just a disaster.
Fuck.
Also he can go fuck himself.
Fuck.
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You can't hide dead soldiers ...Sure you can: mobile crematoria, and/or buried in Ukraine and/or bodies simply stripped of ID and abandoned.
... and you sure as shit can't hide the economy imploding.It's those fucking Nazis in the West! They don't just control the Ukraine, they control the US and Poland and Germany too! They're declaring war on our economy because we tried to stand up to them!
Obviously, that won't work forever. But it can work for a surprisingly long time.
Gee, and not only that but Madison Cawthorn caused the auto accident that put him in a wheelchair. QED.