Those cowardly craven bastards are retiring after they did their best to keep the gerrymandering juggernaut going. By the time the shite hits the fan in their respective states, they'll be well insulated and retiring with great benefits and pensions, too. Even more work for the country to claw back a voice for women, POC, LGBTQ+, and the disabled. But first, we have to impeach those bastards on the SCOTUS and/or expand the court to at least 13. Corrupts sons o' bitches! FUCK THEM TO MARS AND BEYOND. And Democrats, don't think you'll have our full support for not doing enough to prevent this or at least raise the alarm over the years. Stay mad about it!
Really love the confidence it takes for a guy to retire in disgrace and say, “Don’t worry, I’ve got a spare in the trunk.” Nothing says “healthy democracy” like swapping out one Trump-addled twin for the other like they’re AA batteries in a fascist smoke alarm.
Texas deserves better than the Patty Duke reboot nobody ordered. But sure, let’s pretend Trever with two e’s isn’t just Troy wearing his formal church-attending khakis. The MAGA talent pool is so thin they’re literally Xeroxing goobers now.
My father fought in North Africa, Italy, and Austria during WWII, and his Combat Infantryman Badge was his proudest possession. That some idiot should get it by mistake and then actually wear it...that makes me sick.
But also, I'm so happy about the appearance of Patty Duke and the Doublemint jingle in this piece 😊
Soooooo many rats jumping off a sinking ship, hoping for the best in an uncaring, unforgiving ocean.
LOL who am I kidding? They'll get absorbed into the Right Wingnut O' Sphere in media, "education", totally the Lobbyist Industrial Complex, and no doubt writing books they or their people will have to buy and donate to keep the Best Sellers List also-rans counts high enough.
We've said it here (others much better than me and Wonkette core authors; not the royal we) that this is the absolute stupidest (and I'll personally add: greediest) timeline EVER
Oh boy. That’s the same House district that was once represented by Ron Paul and Tom DeLay. It’s to the southwest of Houston, in Ft Bend and Brazoria counties. It is pretty much crazy land out there.
Dulles Airport was named for John Foster Dulles, Ike's Secretary of State, not his relatively sane brother, CIA head Allen Dulles. Actually, J.F. Dulles was such a loose cannon that renaming the airport for Trump might actually be a step up.
Those cowardly craven bastards are retiring after they did their best to keep the gerrymandering juggernaut going. By the time the shite hits the fan in their respective states, they'll be well insulated and retiring with great benefits and pensions, too. Even more work for the country to claw back a voice for women, POC, LGBTQ+, and the disabled. But first, we have to impeach those bastards on the SCOTUS and/or expand the court to at least 13. Corrupts sons o' bitches! FUCK THEM TO MARS AND BEYOND. And Democrats, don't think you'll have our full support for not doing enough to prevent this or at least raise the alarm over the years. Stay mad about it!
I assume that Trever's only seen the sights a Nehls can see from Texas, right?
Is one of the Ts wearing heels?
And garters.
Really love the confidence it takes for a guy to retire in disgrace and say, “Don’t worry, I’ve got a spare in the trunk.” Nothing says “healthy democracy” like swapping out one Trump-addled twin for the other like they’re AA batteries in a fascist smoke alarm.
Texas deserves better than the Patty Duke reboot nobody ordered. But sure, let’s pretend Trever with two e’s isn’t just Troy wearing his formal church-attending khakis. The MAGA talent pool is so thin they’re literally Xeroxing goobers now.
My father fought in North Africa, Italy, and Austria during WWII, and his Combat Infantryman Badge was his proudest possession. That some idiot should get it by mistake and then actually wear it...that makes me sick.
But also, I'm so happy about the appearance of Patty Duke and the Doublemint jingle in this piece 😊
Ta, Marcie. What, you've got something against "Which twin has the Toni?" Nah, you're probably just too young to have seen or heard of it.
Speaking of Hawley, what's he been up to lately? He hasn't been racking up the stupids at his usual rate.
Marcie,Marcie.Marcie, "picking the pubes from his teeth"
I haven't heard that since high school, and that was almost 60 years ago
actually 60 years ago I was in high school
𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯. 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘉𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘬...𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 ‘𝘙’-𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦.
As the saying goes: Experience is the favorite, and often the only, teacher of fools.
Deep fuckin' bench!
More of a stool than a bench.
Excellent poopy reference!
Soooooo many rats jumping off a sinking ship, hoping for the best in an uncaring, unforgiving ocean.
LOL who am I kidding? They'll get absorbed into the Right Wingnut O' Sphere in media, "education", totally the Lobbyist Industrial Complex, and no doubt writing books they or their people will have to buy and donate to keep the Best Sellers List also-rans counts high enough.
We've said it here (others much better than me and Wonkette core authors; not the royal we) that this is the absolute stupidest (and I'll personally add: greediest) timeline EVER
FML and FAllOurLives
This is a great time for some progressive folk to start knockin' doors
...and callin' and textin' and postin' onna social medias 😉😁
I'm counting on someone here knowing what Trevving is.
I went to Urban Dictionary when I saw your post. Ugh! Ptui!!
Oh boy. That’s the same House district that was once represented by Ron Paul and Tom DeLay. It’s to the southwest of Houston, in Ft Bend and Brazoria counties. It is pretty much crazy land out there.
YOU CAN LOOOSSEEE YOUR MIND
*click* *click*
Dulles Airport was named for John Foster Dulles, Ike's Secretary of State, not his relatively sane brother, CIA head Allen Dulles. Actually, J.F. Dulles was such a loose cannon that renaming the airport for Trump might actually be a step up.
"in 2002 bitching to Axios about the then-upcoming January 6 hearings:" Whaaaa?
Yeah. Either a typo or the guy was prescient.