Jesus is so proud of you While some gun shops and ranges have been drawing in the rubesby declaring themselves "Muslim-free zones," a Florida gun manufacturer has hit on the ultimate in anti-Muslim marketing: a semiautomatic rifle that no Muslim would ever dare touch, because it has a Bible verse inscribed on it. Spike's Tactical, of Apopka, Florida, knows what the market needs, and what the market needs is the "Crusader" model AR-15, with a laser-etched Knights Templar cross on one side of the magazine well, and a Bible verse -- Old Testament, of course -- on the other. Psalm 144:1, "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle." Apparently they couldn't fit the whole cool Ezekiel 25:17 bit from
The "If God Wills It" setting is actually the random setting. If God wills it for the Mooslim to live, it won't fire, but if God wills all the kids in the classroom to die, it's RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT, until they are all gone.
22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.22:37 For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.22:38 And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.
Please remember, lightening bolts bounce and fireballs fill a very large volume. If the GM is nasty no mage uses either in dungeons and it can be very unsafe in forests and woodlands even without the presence of high level druids or vengeful Ents.
"I cast Fireball!"
"You sure? I did say the underbrush was dry"
"Yeah, sure, let them fry!"
"The breeze blows cools the sweat on your brow and you begin to cast - you are still sure?"
"Yeah!"
You know that is the best part of being a GM, seeing the Party run away as fast as possible.
Does it have a Teflon coating on the barrel so the bacon doesn't stick?
I vote for "This item is owned by a fool, who bought it from another fool."
Or the percentage of the gun's market who can read English.
I thought it was mostly because they wouldn't let him join their beardy men with beards club.
Blessed are the swiss cheese makers.
I believe the term for that is "spray and pray."
Unfortunately for the rest of us, the name of the game is "whoever forces the most people to live by their religion wins."
The "If God Wills It" setting is actually the random setting. If God wills it for the Mooslim to live, it won't fire, but if God wills all the kids in the classroom to die, it's RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT, until they are all gone.
The stupid isn't just strong, it's like Hercules with this one.
Shoot, Pray, Ready
"Four shalt thou not count. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three."
Tom Bombadil is a hippie dipwad. So there.
On the third setting, the gun shoots backwards.
Errr - Luke 22:36 - 38
22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.22:37 For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.22:38 And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.
Please remember, lightening bolts bounce and fireballs fill a very large volume. If the GM is nasty no mage uses either in dungeons and it can be very unsafe in forests and woodlands even without the presence of high level druids or vengeful Ents.
"I cast Fireball!"
"You sure? I did say the underbrush was dry"
"Yeah, sure, let them fry!"
"The breeze blows cools the sweat on your brow and you begin to cast - you are still sure?"
"Yeah!"
You know that is the best part of being a GM, seeing the Party run away as fast as possible.
They only use Latin to make themselves think they know a smart person's furrin language. "Molon Labe" is another fave.