Haha, the guy thought the mailman "had a bunch of packages for us." Well, the mailmandidhave a bunch of packages -- packages of poop! (Unwrapped.) It is also great that the teevee news anchor describes a person defecating as "unthinkable" if done in "broad daylight." Teevee reporters poop through their mouths, on teevee, so it's understandable how they would be deeply offended by "what humans do when there's no approved toilet around."
i am 'p'-ing you because you sad.
See <i>Everyone Poops</i> by Charlotte Bronte.
Who wipes?
If only the guy had a Triumph The Comic Dog hand puppet.
Okay, which if you goons is this mailman? TTommyUnger?
I blame Bush.