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danteardenz's avatar

The Funds hate Christ...they love Yahweh.

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stardreamer42's avatar

The Constitution explicitly says that there shall be no religious test required to serve in any public office. Unfortunately, in order to serve, one must first be elected, and there is a de facto religious test for being elected in many parts of the country. This is not something we can fix with laws.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It tried to carapace for itself in the music world, but failed in its bib.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I was told once that one of the Russian ballet's most dedicated fans was a fellow known as "Bolshoi Vic."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

People have remarked that there's something about her.

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lovelydestruction's avatar

Hooray for post-racial America!

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spinetingler's avatar

and more whiskey.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Lobster rock would have drawn butter interest if it had been given more publicity.

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danteardenz's avatar

And the Catholic Church need those married Episcopal ones to defect.They lost so much of their clergy to sex scandal !

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Pecker Rider of Pern's avatar

Pedophile priests are never lost, they're just quietly shuffled into some other neighborhood.

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Pecker Rider of Pern's avatar

Also, who grows up these days and thinks, "Man, I wanna job where I only live where my superiors tell me to go, and also I can never have sex."

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

What a culture shock Maine must be for someone from Somalia. The weather alone would be enough.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Those folks are convinced the movie, "The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming" was a documentary.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

According to the hysteriks.

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