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Short of a sumo death match with Chris Christie, I don't really want to see this sneering ass-face again in public.

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LePage is as dumb and vindictive as his twin, abe foxman.

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I am absolutely not on Board with LePage and Christie in sumo outfits. BAD. BAD LEFTIE

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I woulda said unslightly probably malignant mole on the forehead, but misshapen nutsack works too.

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Oh LePage, you have been a huge asshole for awhile now. And while Maine may have thought they were getting a moderate republican then instead got a petty. vindicate, not too bright asshole. One who we can only hope well be unemployed soon.

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Frozen Banana Daiquiri Republic... hic!

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You think Rethuglican kids intend to WORK for a living?!?!

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It's more of a non-visual face like on Clear Channel Communications now calling itself iHeart Media.

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Right. Ontario, the first province in Canada to legalize gay marriage had to revisit their provisions one year later, to make certain the remedy for failed heterosexual marriage applied on failed homosexual marriages also, too.

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I beat those danged gays. I slipped in and divorced my wife twenty-three years before gay marriage could come along and ruin our wedded blister.

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Don't worry memzilla, it's all sound and fury, signifying, as well as involving, nothing.

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No, they're not, Lighthouses stick up in the air and are lovely and phallic. Wurst smells.

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Make that a punch to the assumed-but-not-in-evidence cock.

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Aha! I always suspected he was a bird dog.

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In other words.Eves didn't bend over backwards and do everything the way LePage wanted then done. And that clearly demonstrates that Eves' conflict resolution skills are deficient.

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A hemlock Heinekens?

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