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Zyxomma's avatar

I thought healing the sick and feeding the poor was what Jesus was all about. Guess I was wrong.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

“Funny thing about your law-and-order Republicans; they demand strict adherence to the law, unless of course it’s a law they don’t like.”

Not news at all.

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Lancelot Link's avatar

"Pep pills" from Doctor Ronny

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Guess what body part I’m being?""A pimple" is my first - and lasting - impression

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“Nobody dies because they don’t have access to health care... and I mean to fix that.”

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Goposaur's avatar

Lepage has replaced the black fly as Maine's most obnoxious pest/bird.

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dshwa's avatar

He a zit on the body politic

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dxyseilc's avatar

Oh, shut the fuck up. Every single time there's a post here about LePage, there are always dumbfucks in the comments condemning all Mainers, saying we must all be idiots, we must all deserve having him for a governor, and recommending we be used for medical experiments and dog food (this is actually a new one, congratulations). You know when people in other countries say all Americans must be stupid because we elected Trump? Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it? Look, most Mainers aren't idiots. Every single one I've talked to about LePage despises him as much as I do, and that includes people on the far right. Ever been to Maine? Probably not, huh? So next time you want to condemn an entire state full of people based on one politician, maybe that would be a great time for you to go fuck yourself instead.

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Lynn A Myers's avatar

Uhmmm, maybe not. I've met a few.

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ChumpsForTrump's avatar

I was gonna guess a tumor..

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Je see quand vous did la.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I say yes. Loved that, btw. ( Not exactly a film version. It was made for PBS.)

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Je see quand vous did la

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

That's Toxxxic Cumloads 6, thank you very much.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Correct, I believe. I think I read somewhere that when it was first broadcast, it had the biggest viewing audience in television history (at that time).

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

"Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated."-- A recent president (and most of his supporters)

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