Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed! Maine Gov. Paul LePage is continuing his nonmonogamous relationship with the truth, cheating on reality and then, like a common Gary Hart, daring reporters to follow him and see what lies he's boinking on the good ship
He's got an 'in' with Snooki.
Lugengovernor!
Signs you may be a crappy governor #91182: You have to lie about leaving town to get senators from your own party to return your calls.
I just meant, they aren't even being shy about the ideologies anymore. He said everything short of the actual word.
oh I have no doubt he is a Mussolini fan!
"Light on the starch, please."
"Very stunned."
It's just Shifty and D-money anyway.. more of a notebook than a binder.
They should dock his salary.
Seriously.
I think it has something to do with the governor not actually answering is phone.
He and his wife have a house in Florida.
My penis on vacation.... for $100 Alex.
Also, I don't think I've ever met a Black man willing to go by "Shifty." That's a white-ass biker-style gang name.
Poor dude. Drew the short nickname stick.
Somehow both...
I liked Peter Steele better before he became a LePage minion.
(Yes, I know it's a different dude)
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