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SeeTrain65's avatar

He's got an 'in' with Snooki.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Lugengovernor!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Signs you may be a crappy governor #91182: You have to lie about leaving town to get senators from your own party to return your calls.

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Christopher Story's avatar

I just meant, they aren't even being shy about the ideologies anymore. He said everything short of the actual word.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

oh I have no doubt he is a Mussolini fan!

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Light on the starch, please."

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Very stunned."

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jenny_whyme's avatar

It's just Shifty and D-money anyway.. more of a notebook than a binder.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

They should dock his salary.

Seriously.

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jenny_whyme's avatar

I think it has something to do with the governor not actually answering is phone.

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jenny_whyme's avatar

He and his wife have a house in Florida.

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ggaston1960's avatar

My penis on vacation.... for $100 Alex.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

Also, I don't think I've ever met a Black man willing to go by "Shifty." That's a white-ass biker-style gang name.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

Poor dude. Drew the short nickname stick.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Somehow both...

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Fancy Meau-Faux's avatar

I liked Peter Steele better before he became a LePage minion.

(Yes, I know it's a different dude)

http://thatmetalstation.com...

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