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marxalot's avatar

Then you've got money. Or at least, your parents and friends and johns still have money, and you'll die pretty and skinny after acting as a disturbing counterpoint to the protagonist's growing ennui and disillusionment. In California, not Maine.

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marxalot's avatar

LePage's entire administration is marked characterized by "reprehensible personal behavior."FIFY

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Typical bleeding-heart libtard. "Oooh, if we drive addicts underground, they won't seek help." /whiney Well they can use their own damn bootstraps to break their addictions and then repurpose them to pull themselves out of poverty. Buncha babies don't need MY money to sort themselves out.

And don't cry to me about social costs and crime rates and all that other moonbat nonsense! These lazy poor addicts can just get out! if they don't want to play by the rules.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Cute puppy for you, and a virtual hug!

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Dee Andee's avatar

Like all other conservatives, the only children who matter are their own.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

"it ultimately comes down to “adult choice” and whether drug users choose their children over their addiction."

I wonder how that will work out?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Koch.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They should probably break it down regionally since there are so many contenders.

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dshwa's avatar

Americas vast array of moral scolds strikes again.

"And the sins of the father shall be visited to the fourth generation."

Fuck them.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

My vote still goes to the demon who gave his adopted daughters to his child rapist friend. That evil won't leave mythoughts in peace.Perhaps different catagories of shit muffiness?

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RJ (TO)'s avatar

Maybe the same tests should also be administered to anyone who wishes to run for congress...? I mean, since we know most Family Values purveyors these days seem to be doing an awful lot of what they want to penalize others for doing.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Snark off: A *DAMNED* impressive account, MLF - you sound like a truly Strong Woman, so keep hangin' tuff!

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

I would be hitting de booze pretty hard right now but for the fact that my nausea wouldn't let me keep it down. It's revolting what these people will do to already been born humans.

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frrolfe's avatar

Any relation to Holly "Go Fuck Them" Lightly? LePage does bear a striking resemblance to the corpse of Capote after 3 months in a dumpster.

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Jonathan Lawson's avatar

Let them eat cake? Not if they're at a gay wedding.

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Jared James's avatar

I'm probably not the first one to see it, but I'm imagining him in a coal-scuttle helmet saying, "I see nothink! NOTHINK!"

I think it's the mustache.

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