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Christ on a biscuit,that is chilling under the circumstances. Let's hope Trump implodes and/or Andy Kaufman sheds his Trump-skin soon.

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Principles and integrity.

Who needs em?

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Angus King would wipe the floor with this shit stain

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I thought so too, but not so fast! Angus is an independent. That means he can expect a three-way race. If LePage can pull the same numbers as last time, Angus could be in trouble.

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Watch me.- LePage

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Being from Texas and all, he's probably counting on Trump getting assassinated during his first term.

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Breaking news: Paul LePage's arse demands the former governor's recall to Washington.

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And by "Ambassador to Narnia" I assume she meant "lock him in a closet".

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"In other news, Pierre Trudeau rose from the dead yesterday in order to give a middle-finger salute to Maine Gov. Page. It was unclear what prompted the former Canadian PM to take the drastic step of returning from the grave, but insiders report he seemed offended about something LePage had just said..."

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Definately VEEP material. Or perhaps Sam Brownback could take a break from destroying Kansas to focus on destroying everywhere else. So much fun.

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Ambassador to Antarctica would be another good choice, just as long as his embassy building is a long way from any of the researchers, so they don't have to put up with him.

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Think of the poor penguins.

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Penguins are good swimmers.

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Legitimate question: Is Paul LePage physically incapable of appearing in a photo where he doesn't look like some kind of anus?

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Same species as Trump. Anus at both ends.

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A tent in the middle of the Ross Ice Shelf?

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