Excellent article. The only quibble is the title: I suspect the shitstained orange toddler's ass lacks any hair at all, and is in fact closer to quivering spoilt jello.
to be fair, because there is so little pleasure to have, I have been taking a sneaking bit here and there watch Republicans having to defend this shit and prop their dear leader up.
Cause they look SOOOOooooo very unhappy having to insist on Two Dolls in Every Pot.
The Guardian has a piece on how AI is better than people in every way, and cites as one example that people are already having 'romantic relationships' with AI. That because people are broken, not because AI is great, you idiot.
𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝘄, 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀, 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲. Debris from one of the drones reportedly fell on the Kashirskoye Highway, Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin said. The reported attack comes just days before Russia's Victory Day parade and three-day "truce."
A real headline (from some bizarre content mill or another) that Google has been pushing at me for days now: "Farewell to Oxygen on Planet Earth - NASA scientists predict Earth's atmosphere will lost its ability to sustain life - photosynthesis will collapse as CO2 declines."
We had hand me down toys to go with our hand me down everything else. So as kids, me and my brothers, who were the youngest, played with dolls, plushies, legos, balls, GI Joe, heman, the tonka trucks (2 of those! Posh!) etc etc etc oft at the same time.
I mean, we all did get a toy or two for the war on christmas, but very few of them were really our personal property XD I had one doll that was, cause she had darker hair and a tan (Pretty sure she was Mexican barbie, but the rents were trying to find one that looked like me, so kudos for them) and my one brother had his polar bear plush, but everything else was pretty share and share a like.
Course that changed once we hit the electronics age. Back then it was like walkmans and such
I ran the preschool consignment sale so all my kids' toys were second-hand. They didn't like dolls, but they def. had over 30 plastic animals. And a great GI Joe command tower to house them, missing all the stickers and little bits. It was like fallout meets planet of the frogs. Good times.
Today is a 'professional development' day. Most of these are, unfortunately, a waste of time. And the morning session today has the same agenda as the last PD day, so my expectations are low.
I have more alarms than I normally need. The first one goes off at 6 A.M., and is almost always enough to get me out of bed. If I hit snooze on that, it goes off again at 6:10. If I turn that off and go to sleep, another alarm goes off at 6:20. I almost never need that last one.
But since today starts at 8 instead of 7, I said fuck it and went back to sleep at 6:10. And then found myself wondering, in the shower, if I'd really gotten out of bed right at 6:20, or if I'd gone back to sleep and then to the shower without looking at my phone again. There were a few minutes there where I genuinely had no idea what time it was. That's an odd feeling, but not an entirely unpleasant one.
I just had a horrible mental image based on a scene from 'Spaceballs;' the one where Dark Helmet's playing with some action figures. The image had The Homunculus acting out a love scene between action figures of him and Pooty.
🧵Trump’s DHS is preparing to deport migrants to Libya—a war-torn nation the U.S. State Department warns Americans to avoid due to terrorism, land mines, & kidnapping.
They plan to use a military plane to send human beings into hell.
The Dudek dude got bounced from Social Security yesterday, not long after you wrote this.
Excellent article. The only quibble is the title: I suspect the shitstained orange toddler's ass lacks any hair at all, and is in fact closer to quivering spoilt jello.
"We’ll all keep standing up to them....."
https://clip.cafe/slap-shot-1977/the-fans-are-standing-up-them/
Fred Merz is Chancellor of Germany. Good news for Ethel.
Can you get me up to speed on Fred? Is this good, bad or so so?
Huzzah! I knew he'd failed in the first round of horse-trading for the seat.
And then had more votes than needed the second time. No idea what was going on there.
The vote count in the first round didn't add up to the total number of seats...sounded like there were a bunch of absences maybe?
Making a point in the first round, before sealing the deal in the second?
Public media ready to fight ‘unlawful’ Trump order defunding PBS, NPR
Legal scholars say the executive order may exceed presidential authority and violate First Amendment, while local stations fear impact on communities.
(WAPO) https://archive.ph/jG6VC
(imagines Muppets shouldering arms and marching toward the sound of the guns)
🎶It’s time to fuck some shit up /
On the Muppet Show tonight 🎵
I can hear ABBA's "Fernando" swelling in the background.
Don't fuck with Elmo. Cold hearted killer, that one. You can tell by the eyes
Not to mention Snuffalopigus and his powers of invisibility
May?
There are congressional laws on the books for all of this shit. ALL of this shit exceeds presidential authority
Crooked Donnie doesn't know what the Constitution says so I suggest Congress just tell him they fired him. How would he know otherwise?
Well, if the SC didn't find deporting a man by mistake without due process excessive, I doubt they are going to go for this.
I wonder what incredibly stupid things it will do today.
to be fair, because there is so little pleasure to have, I have been taking a sneaking bit here and there watch Republicans having to defend this shit and prop their dear leader up.
Cause they look SOOOOooooo very unhappy having to insist on Two Dolls in Every Pot.
AOTK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_g5Zjnp520
The Guardian has a piece on how AI is better than people in every way, and cites as one example that people are already having 'romantic relationships' with AI. That because people are broken, not because AI is great, you idiot.
And I was in love with a TOASTER, till I put her in THE AIR LOCK!
"Dave? What are you doing Dave?"
I had to break up with my microwave because Obama put a camera in it.
I didn't know you were in the Adeptus Mechanicus.
I mean, romantic relationship implies consent. As a non entity, AI cannot possibly consent.
If these assholes understood consent in the first place maybe so they wouldn’t have to turn to the Internet to get their AL jollies off
There is also that.
I say let them have their AI love. It removes the detritas from the the dating pool.
If the greed of people wasn't going to put shitty AI in for actual people in hundreds of other places, I'd be with you on that.
"Welcome to Burder Corp! Would you like to Super Size that and vote for Trump?"
I hate that the rest of my life is going to be dealing with AI.
𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝘄, 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀, 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲. Debris from one of the drones reportedly fell on the Kashirskoye Highway, Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin said. The reported attack comes just days before Russia's Victory Day parade and three-day "truce."
https://kyivindependent.us20.list-manage.com/track/click?u=5ede1a4645edfb08941f4a9f9&id=47b4392095&e=6d6ec012d5
A real headline (from some bizarre content mill or another) that Google has been pushing at me for days now: "Farewell to Oxygen on Planet Earth - NASA scientists predict Earth's atmosphere will lost its ability to sustain life - photosynthesis will collapse as CO2 declines."
I was on Team Giant Meteor ... but it'll do.
Well, good.
Little Janet must have been given too many dolls, made her uppity.
We had hand me down toys to go with our hand me down everything else. So as kids, me and my brothers, who were the youngest, played with dolls, plushies, legos, balls, GI Joe, heman, the tonka trucks (2 of those! Posh!) etc etc etc oft at the same time.
I mean, we all did get a toy or two for the war on christmas, but very few of them were really our personal property XD I had one doll that was, cause she had darker hair and a tan (Pretty sure she was Mexican barbie, but the rents were trying to find one that looked like me, so kudos for them) and my one brother had his polar bear plush, but everything else was pretty share and share a like.
Course that changed once we hit the electronics age. Back then it was like walkmans and such
I ran the preschool consignment sale so all my kids' toys were second-hand. They didn't like dolls, but they def. had over 30 plastic animals. And a great GI Joe command tower to house them, missing all the stickers and little bits. It was like fallout meets planet of the frogs. Good times.
Today is a 'professional development' day. Most of these are, unfortunately, a waste of time. And the morning session today has the same agenda as the last PD day, so my expectations are low.
I have more alarms than I normally need. The first one goes off at 6 A.M., and is almost always enough to get me out of bed. If I hit snooze on that, it goes off again at 6:10. If I turn that off and go to sleep, another alarm goes off at 6:20. I almost never need that last one.
But since today starts at 8 instead of 7, I said fuck it and went back to sleep at 6:10. And then found myself wondering, in the shower, if I'd really gotten out of bed right at 6:20, or if I'd gone back to sleep and then to the shower without looking at my phone again. There were a few minutes there where I genuinely had no idea what time it was. That's an odd feeling, but not an entirely unpleasant one.
It will be wonderful when you retire...
GOP begs Trump to SHUT UP ABOUT DOLLS ALREADY. https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5286298-trump-dolls-economic-message-republicans/
I just had a horrible mental image based on a scene from 'Spaceballs;' the one where Dark Helmet's playing with some action figures. The image had The Homunculus acting out a love scene between action figures of him and Pooty.
Yeah but Dark Helmet was sometimes intelligent. As if Donnie would ever notice his goons only captured stunt doubles!
Donnie's not Dark Helmet, he's President Skroob.
fitting. His head is on backward, and his ass is big
He'd deport them anyway and then force all his acolytes to swear they were the real guys all along
LMAO
STFU ABOUT THE STRAWBERRIES!!
Give him a pair of steel ball bearings to fondle.
His hands are too small for that.
BBs, then.
Alternatively, please keep talking about dolls. Please.
“They’re eating the DOLLS!! They’re eating the GI Joes!!”
GI Joe!
https://substack.com/@wonkjen/note/c-110552556?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=3rfyy
Oh my favorite scene in Mommie Dearest is when Joan makes Christina give all her birthday gifts to charity but let's her keep ONE.
So beautiful 11 YO babies didn't play well in Springfield?
Dance with the one you brought, you GOP assholes
Jennifer ✨Get In Good Trouble
@thejenniwren.teamlh.social
🧵Trump’s DHS is preparing to deport migrants to Libya—a war-torn nation the U.S. State Department warns Americans to avoid due to terrorism, land mines, & kidnapping.
They plan to use a military plane to send human beings into hell.
This is cruel trafficking.
(NYT) https://archive.ph/5ZIyN
Your latest Russo-Ukrainian War assessment: https://understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-may-6-2025
There's a couple bullet points that are noteworthy.
They're going full force with the propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8GaBN3ZUk
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!
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Nice PSA via BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/usili.bsky.social/post/3loixsft2rs27
Damn. (LOLs)