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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Gonna hafta go with Hitler on this one.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Especially your sovereigns and secessionists. They are the bestest patriots.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is excellent news for Florida!

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Jared James's avatar

That would be up to the state to decide, and I think Maine has demonstrated pretty amply that decisions aren't their strong suit.

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Jared James's avatar

One man's freedom fighter is another man's crazy Fox-Nation email-forwarding uncle.

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Jared James's avatar

Alonso Quixano?

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bobbert's avatar

AGENDA 21!!@%E^%#^%#%#^!!!!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Pine trees are people too, my friend.

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Shypixel's avatar

<em>Not fucking them. You know what we mean.</em>

...and here I was so excited for the time it takes to travel the breadth of one sentence, and on to the next.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why go to all the work of meeting with stupid people to get stupid ideas? Just watch FOX News.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Just when I thought the GOP was fresh out of big-idea governors to vie for the Presidentistal nomination.

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schmannity's avatar

I hope this doesn't endanger his relationship with the Klan and their highway adoption.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Maine just hasn't been the same since Massachusetts let them take a hike in 1820.

It's still the most sparsely populated state east of the Mississippi River so when it comes to finding people to run the joint, they pretty much have to take what they can get, I guess.

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