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Gonna hafta go with Hitler on this one.

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Especially your sovereigns and secessionists. They are the bestest patriots.

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This is excellent news for Florida!

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That would be up to the state to decide, and I think Maine has demonstrated pretty amply that decisions aren't their strong suit.

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One man's freedom fighter is another man's crazy Fox-Nation email-forwarding uncle.

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Alonso Quixano?

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AGENDA 21!!@%E^%#^%#%#^!!!!

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Pine trees are people too, my friend.

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<em>Not fucking them. You know what we mean.</em>

...and here I was so excited for the time it takes to travel the breadth of one sentence, and on to the next.

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Why go to all the work of meeting with stupid people to get stupid ideas? Just watch FOX News.

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Just when I thought the GOP was fresh out of big-idea governors to vie for the Presidentistal nomination.

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I hope this doesn't endanger his relationship with the Klan and their highway adoption.

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Maine just hasn't been the same since Massachusetts let them take a hike in 1820.

It's still the most sparsely populated state east of the Mississippi River so when it comes to finding people to run the joint, they pretty much have to take what they can get, I guess.

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