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We go one better out here in Californy. We have something called the initiative process where the wingnuts can skip the legislature and take their cray-cray idea directly to the voters. Prop 8 is a prime example.

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Navy Corpsman response to that comment "You were fuckin on a toilet seat?"

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Rowan Atkinson libel!

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What about my Pickle?!

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Look at me, I can fake being human good now!

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"Yer thinkin'. Cut it out or you'll never be Ted Cruz's running mate."

Or John McCain's

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Only what has been mansplained to her

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Next they will qualify eligibility for Preparation H.

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Or befriend Justin Harris. Odds are he'll just 'rehome' you a kid eventually.

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Now, now, you be nice to Texass. It's not as if they've cornered the market on assholes or assholery. They're just the leaders at it.

Along with parts of Maine, 'Bama, Piyush-iana, Voldemort-ida, and a bunch more.

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You're making a possibly-unwarranted assumption, you know.

Oh, wait - did you mean REAL nuns? Not girls dressed up as nuns?

Never mind.

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In Vitter's case it's 'have the sluts punish me! Have the sluts punish me!'.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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We should NEVER forget Kansass, either, and be thankful that we and Toto too are not there.

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Utter nunsense!

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OK, I can buy the first two denials, but the third one is utter fantasy when you're talking about Rethuglicans.

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Of course if we taught the raging hormone monsters, aka "teens", about shit like safe sex, chlamydia and GC rates would drop; which would, in turn, reduce (almost entirely) the occurrence of PID - one of the leading causes of infertility in women. But that's just a crazy idea I had when tripping on peyote.

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