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kbbaldwin2's avatar

We go one better out here in Californy. We have something called the initiative process where the wingnuts can skip the legislature and take their cray-cray idea directly to the voters. Prop 8 is a prime example.

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Navy Corpsman response to that comment "You were fuckin on a toilet seat?"

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Look at me, I can fake being human good now!

SFAW's avatar

"Yer thinkin'. Cut it out or you'll never be Ted Cruz's running mate."

Or John McCain's

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Only what has been mansplained to her

Mavenmaven's avatar

Next they will qualify eligibility for Preparation H.

chicken thief's avatar

Or befriend Justin Harris. Odds are he'll just 'rehome' you a kid eventually.

SFAW's avatar

Now, now, you be nice to Texass. It's not as if they've cornered the market on assholes or assholery. They're just the leaders at it.

Along with parts of Maine, 'Bama, Piyush-iana, Voldemort-ida, and a bunch more.

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You're making a possibly-unwarranted assumption, you know.

Oh, wait - did you mean REAL nuns? Not girls dressed up as nuns?

Never mind.

chicken thief's avatar

In Vitter's case it's 'have the sluts punish me! Have the sluts punish me!'.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

We should NEVER forget Kansass, either, and be thankful that we and Toto too are not there.

Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

OK, I can buy the first two denials, but the third one is utter fantasy when you're talking about Rethuglicans.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Of course if we taught the raging hormone monsters, aka "teens", about shit like safe sex, chlamydia and GC rates would drop; which would, in turn, reduce (almost entirely) the occurrence of PID - one of the leading causes of infertility in women. But that's just a crazy idea I had when tripping on peyote.