Majority of Americans Now UnAmerican; Nation Renamed UnAmerica

A shocking new survey proves that the majority of Americans are now, in fact, anti-American. According to the Pew Research people, only 49% of Americans now completely agree with the statement, "I am patriotic."
The percentage of True Patriots hasn't been so low since 1999, when the nation was wealthy and at peace.
Who Flies the Flag? Not Always Who You Might Think [Pew Research]