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I dunno, how fresh is the fish? You come up with some decent Bluefin and you've got my vote

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#NOTALLWHITEMEN

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Imma just leave this here . . .

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I'd like to sign my two brothers up for the cure (both White men). The only form of communication they know is argument, and they demand that everyone convince them that opinions other than their own are correct, or they win.

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I thought the Supreme Court made gay marriage mandatory, what's left to repair?

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Your opinions interest me strangely. Please send me your newsletter!

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Ahem. I would like to clear up the central ambiguity here. It is NOT the Y chromosome that gives Manly Men their Superious Ideation and Penetrating Insight.

Rather, it is Man's

Throbbing Wand of Wonderment,Tumultuous Totem of Truth,Divine Discriminator of Domination,Pulsating Piston Of Piety,Enhanced Enlongation of Excellence, etc, etc, etc,

which affords those endowed by Our Creator the capability to Correctly Perceive and Understand All Things. It's like a Cosmic Wi-Fi Antenna, you see...

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But do you have to hang it out the window to get reception?

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That is ... unsurprising?

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I figured that one out well before the first time I even commented. FFS.

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Obligatory, and chillingly prescient:

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

No, seriously, I just read it again. Holy fuck. :-(

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Sounds like my idiot stepfather.

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Brian Molko libulz!!!!11!!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Upfist for the Mystery Men avatar.

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Don't slam the window closed!!!

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Poofta

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