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chascates's avatar

Eventually all parks will be privatized and turned into 'members only' venues for the diminishing supply of WASPs.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Fuck that, make them use 3 wheelers again, and they'll all be dead in short order. And no free healthcare for their injuries, free markets, bitches!

fuflans's avatar

i just had a lovely memory of parisian grace.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose you can get a nice close up view of nature after you run it over.

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We do, but it rarely works out well. <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dannydaly\/5189017710\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannydaly/5189017710...">http://www.flickr.com/photo...

PsycWench's avatar

A former neighbor had a souped-up four wheeler that his kid rode around on weekends and after school. Let's just say that they can thank the Brady law. I was ecstatic when they <strike>lost the house</strike> moved.

PsycWench's avatar

I don't know what the natural sounds of Red Rock Canyon State Park were, but I can guaranteed that they were not enhanced by the sounds of off-road vehicles.

Mahousu's avatar

If these roadless wilderness areas don't want off-road vehicles, they can just put in roads. Simple as that. I mean, does New York City have problems with off-roaders? I don't think so.

MissusBarry's avatar

Perhaps this could alleviate congestion on highways. Budget/fixed. Environment/further destroyed. Avoidance of socialist transportion/more fossil fuel use. Win/win/win.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Funny. I live in California and could swear they've already done that.

Every time you try to limit the areas available to off-roaders they start screaming about some kind of constitutional right to do donuts in the middle of a meadow.

Joshua Norton's avatar

That depends. Do you mean physically or metaphorically?

PsycWench's avatar

I wonder if any of these are the same people who move to rural farm areas and then get all pissed off because the neighbor has roosters that make noise in the mornings.