Make Cash & Meet Babes On the Beach, at Gitmo!

Are you the sort of "can do" person who will show up to work every day? Do you like to "hang out on the beach" and corporate benefits. Can you read, or operate a telephone? Then you're totally qualified for a great new summer job at Cuba's beautiful Guantanamo Bay resort and Muslim-torturing camp.

This ad is on Craigslist, right now. So go ahead and apply and let us know how it goes. Oh, you also need Current Top Secret Clearance.

DY GTMO - Entry Level Job (Current Top Secret Clearance Req'd)

Reply to: _____ @csc.com 

Date: 2007-08-02, 1:08PM EDT

Great Opportunity for Student taking on-line classes or anyone who wants quiet time to read and hang out at the beach!

*** MUST HAVE ACTIVE TOP SECRET CLEARANCE ***

We are looking for a reliable and responsible person with basic office/administrative skills to TDY for 6 months in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and if all parties agree at the end of 6 months contract may be extended. Full-time position with large international company and benefits! If you can read, write, answer a phone, work a fax & basic office equipment then you are qualified. Must have active TS clearance. The work is an EASY 8 hours/day and is 6-7 days/wk. Time to read/study at work. Must show up for work on-time every day. Pay ~$3500/month.

*** MUST HAVE ACTIVE TOP SECRET CLEARANCE ***

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