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that sounds elizabethan.

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i know a gay homeless lad who is moving from Chi (IL is too mean!) to LA because it's so much easier to get benies in LA.

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Why do people continue to vote for these a-holes?

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"men going to "find love" in a___hairy, stretched out, well lubricated __hole"

FIFY, Jim-Bob. Say 'hi' to Michelle for me!

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Thanks god I make $9,501.00 per year.

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'Come for the earthquakes, stay for the crowded ERs!'

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Isn't there some point where the people getting screwed will just say, "Fuck it!" and pull out the pitchforks and torches?

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If the President has a (D) after their name, we're good to go.

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we can only hope.

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jeebus.

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Sounds like somebody's been giving the process A LOT of thought...

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Again with the buttsechs!! Dude...

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That's what I keep telling them.

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Because kids don't need healthy parents or anything. Just ask Charlene Dill's kids, here in FL. You can't ask Charlene, since she died at 32 from a treatable condition. But hey, I bet the children she left behind are happy with their Medicaid and don't feel hurt at all that the state was cool with letting their mom die for no reason.

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Nearly forty years ago my partner and I found love by exploring each others tight hairless assholes. His is bright pink and nary a hair. Mine is the more traditional light brown and also quite hairless. Lubrication is usually spit, which is spread around by deep sucking and licking. The hole just relaxes naturally and can easily accomodate an entire hand and forearm up to the elbow. This is called fisting and women do it too. Usually it will close back up to its normal degree of tightness. When it doesn't close back up tightly it is called a prolapse. Women can have a vaginal prolapse as well as an anal prolapse. None of this is exclusive to liberals. Repressed religious nuts in red states love anal sex. Check out the surveys done yearly by Pornhub.com and learn how sleazy bible thumpers really are.

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In their eyes? They are all the same. Along with any other non-rich non-white non-Reb. Which is why, to borrow a good line that Ben Franklin really didn't say, "We must hang together or we will surely hang separately."

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