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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Thank Cthulhu you' didn't mention canned clams!

Marion in Savannah's avatar

Just make this carefully, being sure not to monkey it up.

Opiwan's avatar

substitute pecans for raisins and you have a winner, there

Bright Bart's avatar

check out the iris cock dip behind it. it's even the right color

susan_g's avatar

"Making monkey bread" was Nancy's code term for "fucking Frank Sinatra."

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If you're out of percs can you do a tab of oxy instead?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It SAYS 'The funniest new idea on film since "Francis"', but really, Reagan wasn't THAT bad an actor.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That's why you leave them in the cans, silly.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It doesn't so much ward off the cold as get the cold too drunk to infect you.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Wouldn't it be simpler to stop by Timmies and get some ACTUAL donuts?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'The Moon and Mercury are in trine, and Saturn is ascendant, so add a little extra milk.'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Do you suppose the Secret Service has to replace his divots?

jellysblues's avatar

Was cinnamon too spicy for the Gipper?

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Why is the humble canned crescent roll never honored? They're a tradition in many non baking families and a great way for little kids to feel like they're helping cook the feast. The thrill of the exploding cans. The race to roll them up before the dough gets too warm. Remembering to get all small hands washed half way through the process.They may not resemble crescents, but they are cute and still taste good. If done correctly the kid will eventually grow up to be the one cooking the bird. Yes, I'm a good mommy!