Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere: Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy Reagan was known to "cook," at Thanksgiving or whatever.
Good thing the photographer managed to snap this shot before Nancy jumped over the table and started sucking on those green things with a bow tied around them.
WTF is that, an official entry for the "world's most phallic dessert" competition?
What the hell is that thing on the prep table in front of her? A ring mold decorated with a bunch of erect yet gangrenous Johnsons? (I have not implied that any of them might be our 40th President's.)
Nancy's little smile says: poopy pants
Think of the entertainment potential! 30 years ago, she was walking onto things. By now, her act would be priceless.
It must be judging table, because the one in front of the guy on Nancy's left is also clearly an entry.
thank you for fun.
Good thing the photographer managed to snap this shot before Nancy jumped over the table and started sucking on those green things with a bow tied around them.
WTF is that, an official entry for the "world's most phallic dessert" competition?
She could rock Dancing With the Stars.
You need to specify Cool Whip (otherwise someone might fail and use real cream) and there should be some Jello in there somewhere.
Have you tried the frozen monkeys at Trader Joe's? I'm told they work well.
Don't forget the most important step. Having 4 chefs stand around waiting to clean up your mess.
What the hell is that thing on the prep table in front of her? A ring mold decorated with a bunch of erect yet gangrenous Johnsons? (I have not implied that any of them might be our 40th President's.)