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OIC. What I call Tuesday.

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It feels more desperate than before, somehow. Machine-gunning statements that have no relation to reality, despite the lack of easily verified proof... It's as if their trolling is particularly shrill.

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<blockquote>Dick.</blockquote>

Tucker's greatest accomplishment is, and always will be, growing a penis.

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Then you'll love Bill O'Reilly's new show, the <i>No Taint Zone</i>

It is formatted a lot like his old show, featuring as little taint as his old show featured "spin".

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And maybe if smart employers thought about it for a second, they would realize that it is beneficial to their bottom lines to throw those pills in with every healthcare plan they provide for their lady-laborers...

But of course, no FOXite would actually go and point out how their support of Hobby Lobby against slut pills <i>actually</i> fully contradicts this theory that Dickness Carlson was mining out of his fact-cloaca.

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"Grading On A Curve" -- See?? BIASED TOWARDS WOMEN

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"Lump" is probably the best description of his gender and/or reproductive organs.

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You know when you corner a frightened cat, it puffs itself up to make it appear bigger?

Tucker's unlikeable dick personality is how he compensates.

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Dok Zoom is also a Pony graphic artist!!! Double Libelz!!!

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The key requirement for building that career, <i>a la</i> Tucker, is to inherit a shitpile of money.

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I was thinking puppeteers, but you're probably right.

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I thought I had retained the ability to keep down my lunch.

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But don't they have women on the show, too also?

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If it comes to that, there's only one thing to do.....................<i>RUNNN!!!</i>

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Most of us men have nothing to worry about -- just the dickheads. Then again, most of us are dickheads about some stupid thing or another at least once in our lives.

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The people who pay Tucker Carlson to talk aren't his employers, they're his enablers.

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