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Chris Grrr's avatar

It feels more desperate than before, somehow. Machine-gunning statements that have no relation to reality, despite the lack of easily verified proof... It's as if their trolling is particularly shrill.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Dick.</blockquote>

Tucker's greatest accomplishment is, and always will be, growing a penis.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Then you'll love Bill O'Reilly's new show, the <i>No Taint Zone</i>

It is formatted a lot like his old show, featuring as little taint as his old show featured "spin".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And maybe if smart employers thought about it for a second, they would realize that it is beneficial to their bottom lines to throw those pills in with every healthcare plan they provide for their lady-laborers...

But of course, no FOXite would actually go and point out how their support of Hobby Lobby against slut pills <i>actually</i> fully contradicts this theory that Dickness Carlson was mining out of his fact-cloaca.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Grading On A Curve" -- See?? BIASED TOWARDS WOMEN

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Lump" is probably the best description of his gender and/or reproductive organs.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You know when you corner a frightened cat, it puffs itself up to make it appear bigger?

Tucker's unlikeable dick personality is how he compensates.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Dok Zoom is also a Pony graphic artist!!! Double Libelz!!!

bobbert's avatar

The key requirement for building that career, <i>a la</i> Tucker, is to inherit a shitpile of money.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I was thinking puppeteers, but you're probably right.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought I had retained the ability to keep down my lunch.

Lefty Mark's avatar

But don't they have women on the show, too also?

Lefty Mark's avatar

If it comes to that, there's only one thing to do.....................<i>RUNNN!!!</i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Most of us men have nothing to worry about -- just the dickheads. Then again, most of us are dickheads about some stupid thing or another at least once in our lives.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The people who pay Tucker Carlson to talk aren't his employers, they're his enablers.