But it always worked for Milton Berle! Protip: If you're a municipal official at any level, do not ever, ever stage a press conference that depends in any way on a plot idea from old TV sitcoms. That lesson was learned the hard way by Sue Stenhouse, the
Man in a granny wig? Quirky detail.Plus fake snow? Now we're talking washing-clean-dishes-at-the-soup-kitchen level fakery.But following up with angry denial she did nothing wrong, posted on Facebook, written by a sock puppet? She went full Republican. Everybody knows you never go full Republican.
And it never occurred to anyone that maybe it would be better to just not have a senior at the photo op, no they had to go full sitcom.
What's the worst that could happen if they didn't have an old person as a prop? Even if somebody brings it up you just say "Well it was cold out and we didn't want any of our senior citizens standing outside because that's kind of the whole point of the program you heartless bastard."
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Okay, okay, when someone uses the Special Olympics as curtain to hide behind, that's pretty much a tell that ... they use all sorts of unfortunates to prove their virtue? I find it unlikely that any one person could take pictures of every special olympian--don't they have simultaneous events?
Navy beans, navy beans, meatloaf sandwich! Sloppy joe, slop-sloppy joe...
You never go full sitcom!
Man in a granny wig? Quirky detail.Plus fake snow? Now we're talking washing-clean-dishes-at-the-soup-kitchen level fakery.But following up with angry denial she did nothing wrong, posted on Facebook, written by a sock puppet? She went full Republican. Everybody knows you never go full Republican.
Thanks, Obama!
I don't get it. Why would anyone do this? What's the point? She can't find a real old lady at the Cranston Senior center?
Shirley, you jest.
And it never occurred to anyone that maybe it would be better to just not have a senior at the photo op, no they had to go full sitcom.
What's the worst that could happen if they didn't have an old person as a prop? Even if somebody brings it up you just say "Well it was cold out and we didn't want any of our senior citizens standing outside because that's kind of the whole point of the program you heartless bastard."
Why, why, would anyone do this?? WHY?
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Also know as the Republican solution to Obamacare.
Ruh Roh, Roc Rhoom!
Jinkies! What a...OLD MAN JENKINS!
Huh? Where do people come up with these hare (hair?) brained schemes?
Okay, okay, when someone uses the Special Olympics as curtain to hide behind, that's pretty much a tell that ... they use all sorts of unfortunates to prove their virtue? I find it unlikely that any one person could take pictures of every special olympian--don't they have simultaneous events?
No, it's very, very right.
I don't know if you just won the internet, today, but I think you're a serious contender.
Yeah, there seems to have been a number of points where this could have been stopped.