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HazooToo's avatar

Navy beans, navy beans, meatloaf sandwich! Sloppy joe, slop-sloppy joe...

Jonathan Lawson's avatar

You never go full sitcom!

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Man in a granny wig? Quirky detail.Plus fake snow? Now we're talking washing-clean-dishes-at-the-soup-kitchen level fakery.But following up with angry denial she did nothing wrong, posted on Facebook, written by a sock puppet? She went full Republican. Everybody knows you never go full Republican.

glennisw's avatar

I don't get it. Why would anyone do this? What's the point? She can't find a real old lady at the Cranston Senior center?

SessileRaptor's avatar

And it never occurred to anyone that maybe it would be better to just not have a senior at the photo op, no they had to go full sitcom.

What's the worst that could happen if they didn't have an old person as a prop? Even if somebody brings it up you just say "Well it was cold out and we didn't want any of our senior citizens standing outside because that's kind of the whole point of the program you heartless bastard."

zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Why, why, would anyone do this?? WHY?

Gristle McThornbody's avatar

I found the perfect Trump lookalike right here on our beloved mommyblog in the recipe section. I believe it was called "Gingerbread Ham Mess" (with cat hair). Behold! Too bad I can't come up with a Trump/pigs/cat hair name for it.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Also know as the Republican solution to Obamacare.

451 Byrnes's avatar

Ruh Roh, Roc Rhoom!

Jinkies! What a...OLD MAN JENKINS!

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Huh? Where do people come up with these hare (hair?) brained schemes?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Okay, okay, when someone uses the Special Olympics as curtain to hide behind, that's pretty much a tell that ... they use all sorts of unfortunates to prove their virtue? I find it unlikely that any one person could take pictures of every special olympian--don't they have simultaneous events?

theCryptofishist's avatar

No, it's very, very right.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know if you just won the internet, today, but I think you're a serious contender.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Yeah, there seems to have been a number of points where this could have been stopped.