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TundraGrifter's avatar

No - too late. At least two people beat you to it.

Now, go write on the blackboard 100 times "I will always read the comments before I post."

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Cuthbert J. Twillie: ...You were there the night I knocked Chicago Molly down, weren't you?

Squawk Mulligan, bartender: YOU knocked her down? I was the one that knocked her down.

Cuthbert J. Twillie: [to the barfly] Oh, yeah, yes, that's right. He knocked her down. But I was the one started kicking her!

~ My Little Chickadee

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Lucy van Pelt?

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schmannity's avatar

...Now, watch this kick.

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PsycWench's avatar

OT but "our nephew got arrested for armed robbery at a Taco Bell" sort of stood out. I couldn't help thinking "Man, there is going to be a serious rise in this particular crime as marijuana gradually becomes legalized".

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I thought Joe Tex sang "Skinny Legs."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Jinx!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Like Ms. Obama was the only American teenager to spend the weekend kickin' it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It had to be said.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Can we just recall, for a moment, the Bush twins' Argentinian bar crawl?

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Ikimizi's avatar

It was probably the Secret Service that put the "kick me" sign on Bridget's back.

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Lot_49's avatar

See? The War on Whites® continues!

Just guessing that the kickee was a white girl. If she'd been black, the headline would have been different. "Rumble in the Jungle?"

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schmannity's avatar

As a brush with celebrity goes, I'd rather be kicked by Malia than be on an elevator when Chris Christie farts.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Lollapalooza = devil's music (aka: rock n' roll) with probable Ileagles and blah people making "accidental" dance contact.

Why won't today's youth attend wholesome music concerts (both Country AND Western are acceptable) and bask in the righteous message of 1950's housewives, Jesus and Apple pie? Erosion of our Real 'Mericun values thanks to the blah muslin dictator, that's why.

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