Here is a very good "entertainment" post, "Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza." It is from the Daily Caller. We present it to you in its entirety. Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza, and not only did the Secret Service fail to act, the kicked victim was happy about it.
OT but "our nephew got arrested for armed robbery at a Taco Bell" sort of stood out. I couldn't help thinking "Man, there is going to be a serious rise in this particular crime as marijuana gradually becomes legalized".
Just guessing that the kickee was a white girl. If she'd been black, the headline would have been different. "Rumble in the Jungle?"
Lollapalooza = devil's music (aka: rock n' roll) with probable Ileagles and blah people making "accidental" dance contact.
Why won't today's youth attend wholesome music concerts (both Country AND Western are acceptable) and bask in the righteous message of 1950's housewives, Jesus and Apple pie? Erosion of our Real 'Mericun values thanks to the blah muslin dictator, that's why.
No - too late. At least two people beat you to it.
Now, go write on the blackboard 100 times "I will always read the comments before I post."
Cuthbert J. Twillie: ...You were there the night I knocked Chicago Molly down, weren't you?
Squawk Mulligan, bartender: YOU knocked her down? I was the one that knocked her down.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: [to the barfly] Oh, yeah, yes, that's right. He knocked her down. But I was the one started kicking her!
~ My Little Chickadee
Lucy van Pelt?
...Now, watch this kick.
OT but "our nephew got arrested for armed robbery at a Taco Bell" sort of stood out. I couldn't help thinking "Man, there is going to be a serious rise in this particular crime as marijuana gradually becomes legalized".
I thought Joe Tex sang "Skinny Legs."
Jinx!
Like Ms. Obama was the only American teenager to spend the weekend kickin' it.
It had to be said.
Can we just recall, for a moment, the Bush twins' Argentinian bar crawl?
It was probably the Secret Service that put the "kick me" sign on Bridget's back.
See? The War on Whites® continues!
Just guessing that the kickee was a white girl. If she'd been black, the headline would have been different. "Rumble in the Jungle?"
As a brush with celebrity goes, I'd rather be kicked by Malia than be on an elevator when Chris Christie farts.
Lollapalooza = devil's music (aka: rock n' roll) with probable Ileagles and blah people making "accidental" dance contact.
Why won't today's youth attend wholesome music concerts (both Country AND Western are acceptable) and bask in the righteous message of 1950's housewives, Jesus and Apple pie? Erosion of our Real 'Mericun values thanks to the blah muslin dictator, that's why.