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Someone needs to let this guy know that Rule 34 is not meant to apply to real life.

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"Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand."

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Wait. This wasn't Flordia?! Learn something new everyday.

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Doggone shame...

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It's the "Florida Man" road show!

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Today, we all look like saints in comparison. Except you, Josh.

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OH, all the upfists!!!

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Jonathan learned the hard way what we old guys have known for years, the more attention you get from your wife, the more trouble you are in.

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Or suggested couples counseling?

If I were a counselor and those two walked in, I think I'd jump out the window.

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You stole that from Hallmark. Fess up!

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(golf clap)

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... about that going off the reservation - even Sippy Cupp (who can always be counted on to support anything GOP-centric admitted she found Teh Dumbald's "announcement" to be laughable (and no, I have NO idea why she is even invited to speak anywhere other than Fux Nooze, but there you have it).

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Alabama, same difference.

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annnnnd there it is. gay marriage has made a good married man turn to bestiality, just like the church lady said. we're dooooomed!

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I loathe this kind of story. There is no fit reason to propogate this sort of nonsense. There is no reason to continue to put this kind of energy into the universe. I'm a tad surprised Wonkette would choose to do so. There is no humor in it, no edification, no public service, no journalistic value. I left Jezebel behind for this kind of crap. I don't want to leave this site behind as well.

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"Energy into the universe"? Yea, this is a comedy blog, not Natural News.

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