Um, fellas? We know it can be hard to be a man sometimes because ... well, you say so. It can be especially hard if you are the jealous type, and your wife does not dote on you 27 hours a day, because she'd rather play with her shih tzu -- awwwwww, so cute, they fit in your tote bag and everything! -- or drink pink cocktails with her girlfriends or just not be around you because you are you, so can you blame her? You could try being better at husbanding. Or use your words, like a grown-up, to communicate your feelings. BUT. Please do take note: This is very important. Do NOT end up like Jonathan Edward Medley of Alabama, charged with a misdemeanor for, dear god,
... about that going off the reservation - even Sippy Cupp (who can always be counted on to support anything GOP-centric admitted she found Teh Dumbald's "announcement" to be laughable (and no, I have NO idea why she is even invited to speak anywhere other than Fux Nooze, but there you have it).
I loathe this kind of story. There is no fit reason to propogate this sort of nonsense. There is no reason to continue to put this kind of energy into the universe. I'm a tad surprised Wonkette would choose to do so. There is no humor in it, no edification, no public service, no journalistic value. I left Jezebel behind for this kind of crap. I don't want to leave this site behind as well.
Someone needs to let this guy know that Rule 34 is not meant to apply to real life.
"Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand."
Wait. This wasn't Flordia?! Learn something new everyday.
Doggone shame...
It's the "Florida Man" road show!
Today, we all look like saints in comparison. Except you, Josh.
OH, all the upfists!!!
Jonathan learned the hard way what we old guys have known for years, the more attention you get from your wife, the more trouble you are in.
Or suggested couples counseling?
If I were a counselor and those two walked in, I think I'd jump out the window.
You stole that from Hallmark. Fess up!
(golf clap)
... about that going off the reservation - even Sippy Cupp (who can always be counted on to support anything GOP-centric admitted she found Teh Dumbald's "announcement" to be laughable (and no, I have NO idea why she is even invited to speak anywhere other than Fux Nooze, but there you have it).
Alabama, same difference.
annnnnd there it is. gay marriage has made a good married man turn to bestiality, just like the church lady said. we're dooooomed!
I loathe this kind of story. There is no fit reason to propogate this sort of nonsense. There is no reason to continue to put this kind of energy into the universe. I'm a tad surprised Wonkette would choose to do so. There is no humor in it, no edification, no public service, no journalistic value. I left Jezebel behind for this kind of crap. I don't want to leave this site behind as well.
"Energy into the universe"? Yea, this is a comedy blog, not Natural News.