Barack Obama had... some kind of sex... with this man! With the drugs and the blackness and all of those things that happen. As he says, um, they -- [curve that cue card up to the right, thanks] -- got in a limo and did some heroi -- [oh, coke it was, scratch the heroin line and let's go with coke] -- did some cocaine and then had all sorts of gay blowjobs together [will I be more believable if I shave? Meh, let's run with this]. [
wam bam thank you obama'am