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Nounverb911's avatar

Aren't ethics and Tennessee a contradiction of terms?

memzilla Ω's avatar

"Tennessee Ethics Commission."

Ladies and gentlemen, your Oxymoron Of The Day.

OctopiRage's avatar

So... if I write-in someone who I dislike it can cost them $1000? sweet!

Nounverb911's avatar

"Ethics. How do they work???"Koch dollars go in, voter suppression comes out. Who can explain it?

Nounverb911's avatar

Rush "Oxycontin" Limpdick libel!

weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Seems Wilhoite is getting the Tennessee Waltz, and ho boy is Matilda pissed.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

That's it. I'm never gonna vote again!....

Martini Glambassador's avatar

While there's no explaining it, here's a picture to help visualize it at least:

Reddishrabbit's avatar

I thought the richer you are, the more ethical you are. I mean that's why welfare cheats are the wrost, but bank bailouts is fine. Kochs are near saint level by now.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

That Tennessee Ethics outfit has scopes beyond human ken, all the way to monkey business, I darrow say.

chascates's avatar

"He's dead, Jim . . . ."

chicken thief's avatar

Maybe his County Commissioner can help him out with the Board?

Tallmutha's avatar

Ethics in Tennessee died with Johnny Cash.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ethics are for the commoners.