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The only time I've heard of a dildo on the face was for enthusiast of Connie Lingus. Also known as a Chin dildo. Don't google that.

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He can always move to Eastern Europe to pursue his goal of being a cult leader. He can get a reference from “Dr.” Gorka.

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If he lived in an all-white society he would find some reason to hate and despise all people who had red hair.

Or perhaps any hair.

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Even stranger, how do you get there in the first place?

Sounds like the start to the "argument" that women who get raped were asking for it.

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Bless his heart.

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He's dead, isn't he? It's a start.

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Or listed under "oxymorons."

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Womp Womp

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The "appurtenance", I believe he called it.Made me sorry I voted for him in '68.

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Blue-ringed octupi are good, too.

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Penes, not penii.

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I've been offered jobs teaching conversational English and idiomatic English to high school and college students in VN at least 5 times. Not a lot of pay ( by US standards) but enough to get by and housing included. It's tempting. It's a real thing.

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Any gun store.

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North American wolves will only attack humans if they're starving or rabid (the wolves, not the humans). They're not like Siberian wolves that seem to do it for sport.

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The entire essence of the American War in VN was anti-Asian racism.

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Yep!

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