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Exactly. No one ever claimed chickens were bright.

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That is a deep observation.

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That's some hot Lips in that basket.

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Now that's a Homosexual Agenda I can get on bard with.

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So in addition to being a jackass, he's also a hipster?

Or did I just repeat myself?

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people be dumb.

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"Pedantic shitpancake" is my new favorite phrase.

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Still, I wish they'd one in every now and then -- I'm out of practice.

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What a stupid thing to say! How could he ... ... aha. Right.

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He is upset because it's HIS job to cram HIS ideology down other peoples throats. Interpret that anyway you want.

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May I suggest an appropriately spicy <a href="http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2489\/5839438769_d4e5ba106c_b.jpg" target="_blank">grenache</a>?

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or at least a pool raft

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You forgot to use the word <i>if</i> in your notpology, to make it REALLY a notpology.

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I guess I'll have to take your word for it, given the probability of me seeing it in person is... low.

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Aw, yer just going to the wrong porn-houses.

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<blockquote>unless he really wants to be "bothered."</blockquote>

Seems reasonable to suppose he might want to be bothered, given how far out of his way he seems willing to go to be bothered.

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