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Then, when he found out it was Osama, not Obama, he retreated to his basement mancave, drank 20 beers, and shot himself in the head.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Black people in my hood on New Year's Eve?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Awesome, that is some top notch tactical shootin' right there, buddy.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Nah, he just said 'do you have a warran'?' and 'am I breaking a law?' and they left without searching or anything. That's how we roll in GA

The Quirk's avatar

But- but s'pose Mexico sends <i>their</i> Stupid? It'll drive down the value of our inbreds!

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Damn, that's what I've been doing wrong. I am American, but I haven't been Americaning!. Thank you ever so much for the tip, I will get on that shit right away. Any suggestions? I possess firearms, a vehicle, and alcohol - and I can get tobacco any time.

fuflans's avatar

i hope he feels better now.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If you're going to drive and shoot at the same time, you've got to cling to your gun carefully. Maybe cling to your bible too, in case there's an accident.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>American</i> drunk assholes, buddy. The envy of the world.

Mahousu's avatar

This <i>is</i> the kill shot. It's basically like Angry Birds - he had to shoot high to get it over the pigs' - er, bin Laden's - walls.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Darwin's waiting room is never empty.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Brain Damaged Cowboy rides again. Ride on oh stupid one… ride on.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Colonel Tex O'Hara?