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Then, when he found out it was Osama, not Obama, he retreated to his basement mancave, drank 20 beers, and shot himself in the head.

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Black people in my hood on New Year's Eve?

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Awesome, that is some top notch tactical shootin' right there, buddy.

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Nah, he just said 'do you have a warran'?' and 'am I breaking a law?' and they left without searching or anything. That's how we roll in GA

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But- but s'pose Mexico sends <i>their</i> Stupid? It'll drive down the value of our inbreds!

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Damn, that's what I've been doing wrong. I am American, but I haven't been Americaning!. Thank you ever so much for the tip, I will get on that shit right away. Any suggestions? I possess firearms, a vehicle, and alcohol - and I can get tobacco any time.

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i hope he feels better now.

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If you're going to drive and shoot at the same time, you've got to cling to your gun carefully. Maybe cling to your bible too, in case there's an accident.

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<i>American</i> drunk assholes, buddy. The envy of the world.

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Mensa meeting?

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This <i>is</i> the kill shot. It's basically like Angry Birds - he had to shoot high to get it over the pigs' - er, bin Laden's - walls.

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Darwin's waiting room is never empty.

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The Brain Damaged Cowboy rides again. Ride on oh stupid one… ride on.

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Yosemite Sam?

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Colonel Tex O'Hara?

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