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TundraGrifter's avatar

If you steal money from somebody else who stole it, is that against the law? As long as you pay income tax on it, of course.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'We were trying to keep our shit on the d/l. Thanks a whole fucking LOT, Gates.'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Embezzlement deduction.'Ye gods, the cojones de latΓ³n on these fuckers.

The Villainess+'s avatar

Well, Trump is from Queens. So.... Manafort though, not sure what's up his butt...

Opiwan's avatar

Clearly Hillary murdered both Biggie and Tupac, because her name is together with theirs in this very sentence!

fuflans's avatar

i would wear the shit out of that jacket.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Of course somebody thought of that.

Ducksworthy's avatar

These kinds of excesses make us all look bad.

Ducksworthy's avatar

Or, there's always Novichox.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

He can be like Bernie Madoff and corner the market on instant cocoa packets.

The Villainess+'s avatar

β€œUntil tomorrow, this is Monty Hall saying what the old traveling salesman used to say, β€˜Caveat emptor or let the buyer beware!’ Happy embezzlement deductions, see you all tomorrow!”

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Wait a minute. Something just occurred to me. We are only hearing about ANY of this because Trump won. We're basically living through the administration of Max Bialystock.

ken_kukec's avatar

Yeah, same way Marc Antony called Brutus "an honorable man" during the "Friends, Romans, Countrymen" speech, all the while demonstrating he very much wasn't.