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TundraGrifter's avatar

If you steal money from somebody else who stole it, is that against the law? As long as you pay income tax on it, of course.

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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

'We were trying to keep our shit on the d/l. Thanks a whole fucking LOT, Gates.'

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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

'Embezzlement deduction.'Ye gods, the cojones de latรณn on these fuckers.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Well, Trump is from Queens. So.... Manafort though, not sure what's up his butt...

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Opiwan's avatar

Clearly Hillary murdered both Biggie and Tupac, because her name is together with theirs in this very sentence!

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fuflans's avatar

i would wear the shit out of that jacket.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Of course somebody thought of that.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

These kinds of excesses make us all look bad.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Or, there's always Novichox.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

He can be like Bernie Madoff and corner the market on instant cocoa packets.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

โ€œUntil tomorrow, this is Monty Hall saying what the old traveling salesman used to say, โ€˜Caveat emptor or let the buyer beware!โ€™ Happy embezzlement deductions, see you all tomorrow!โ€

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H0mer0's avatar

a trumpf protege

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Wait a minute. Something just occurred to me. We are only hearing about ANY of this because Trump won. We're basically living through the administration of Max Bialystock.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Yeah, same way Marc Antony called Brutus "an honorable man" during the "Friends, Romans, Countrymen" speech, all the while demonstrating he very much wasn't.

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