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PubOption's avatar

Al Capone's accountants were probably more honest than T***p's.

Emil Muz's avatar

I could see Trump as the mobster in The Untouchables who is holding the bookeeper hostage until Andy Garcia takes him down.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I think Jaws is more DUNNNNNN-DUN. For starts.

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I hope the money man was skimming off the top too. Lord knows the Trump's too dumb to math.

rocktonsam's avatar

Has Cy checked the organization's charitable contributions? I bet they're the most perfect charitable gifts?

marcus816's avatar

And, if I correctly understand the legal offerings of the honorable Liz Dye, if Weisselberg was awarded a pardon he would no longer be able to take the 5th and could be compelled to testify. Yay law!

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Dun dun also works to Man Against Crime and IIRC Paladin.

JoeChristmas's avatar

Didn’t Mueller have Weaselberg under immunity?

WTF's avatar

CY VANCE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY. He notoriously let Epstein and Trump kids off the hook and he's known for slow walking charges.

WTF's avatar

I'm also worried that Trump was a confidential informant and has a non prosecution agreement with feds.

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Ima go with the Jaws music, as this morning I read about the discovery of deep-water sharks that glow in the dark. If Trump is ascairt of sharks, just imagine his nightmares about glowing sharks a coming to chomp his orange ass! Good times.

Devin Nunes' Cow's avatar

"Republicans are experts at maintaining simultaneous contradictory positions. They insist that Democrats have “abandoned" the working-class, by which they mean white truckers in diners."

I think you may have meant to type" white truckers in diners discussing the Tenth Amendment."