13 Comments

Al Capone's accountants were probably more honest than T***p's.

Expand full comment

I could see Trump as the mobster in The Untouchables who is holding the bookeeper hostage until Andy Garcia takes him down.

Expand full comment

I think Jaws is more DUNNNNNN-DUN. For starts.

Expand full comment

I hope the money man was skimming off the top too. Lord knows the Trump's too dumb to math.

Expand full comment

Has Cy checked the organization's charitable contributions? I bet they're the most perfect charitable gifts?

Expand full comment

Beautiful. Terrific.

Expand full comment

And, if I correctly understand the legal offerings of the honorable Liz Dye, if Weisselberg was awarded a pardon he would no longer be able to take the 5th and could be compelled to testify. Yay law!

Expand full comment

Dun dun also works to Man Against Crime and IIRC Paladin.

Expand full comment

Didn’t Mueller have Weaselberg under immunity?

Expand full comment

CY VANCE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY. He notoriously let Epstein and Trump kids off the hook and he's known for slow walking charges.

Expand full comment

I'm also worried that Trump was a confidential informant and has a non prosecution agreement with feds.

Expand full comment

Ima go with the Jaws music, as this morning I read about the discovery of deep-water sharks that glow in the dark. If Trump is ascairt of sharks, just imagine his nightmares about glowing sharks a coming to chomp his orange ass! Good times.

Expand full comment

"Republicans are experts at maintaining simultaneous contradictory positions. They insist that Democrats have “abandoned" the working-class, by which they mean white truckers in diners."

I think you may have meant to type" white truckers in diners discussing the Tenth Amendment."

Expand full comment