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“God forbid something like this happens at the actual opening ceremony." He said, mopping his brow with a trembling hand.

If you'd promised Putin that the dogs would be taken care of, you'd be saying the same thing.

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As an experiment I suggest putting George Bush into a cage with a lion. Bashar al-Assad will then be thrown into the cage for the enjoyment of the winner.

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He once wore a shirt for 15 minutes. He has driven people around in his Jeep. Around him, tame animals become more tame. He is ... The least interesting man in the world. "I don't always drink vodka, but when I do, I ban gays and blow shit up. Stay fearful, my friends."

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I'm sorry. This is a "charm" offensive?

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this is what i keep thinking.

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"Chuck Norris ain't shit."

-Vladimir Putin

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I knew he was a cat guy . . .

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<i>One of them was scratched on the hand and one lightly bitten in the knee</i>

Something tells me that this tiger isn't on top of the man-killing game to begin with.

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Somewhere, Brit Hume just heard this story and came.

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