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CORVID LIBELZ!

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Sorry. While I'm sure Jews will get some blame as just a knee-jerk reaction (with the emphasis on "jerk") I'm afraid that in this country immigrants with any shade of non-white skin are the new scapegoats.

Well, and liberals, of course.

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In Limbaugh's case I wonder who he blames for his weaponized cancer.

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RIck Wilson isn't so bad; it's Rick Wiles that's the fundy asswipe. Might have been your autocorrect.

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Are you old enough to remember the Benny Goodman Quartet pro-diversity ads on TV? I am.

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I'd be proud to take the blame.

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Trying to grow up? There's your problem. Always remember growing old is mandatory, growing up is a choice.

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I flew from Nashville to Portland the first week of February and all of the passengers who looked Asian wore masks, perhaps to allay fears.

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Unfortunately, his addled cult will disagree with you.

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Will also stop hurricanes so win win

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omg this is the best comment today.

mazel!

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Wait, what? I thought we didn't have to grow old if we didn't grow up. Isn't that the deal? Can I rip up the contract and start over?

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I used to drink a lot...oh, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Ah, yes, that is it!

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A guy at work started in with a story that the virus was created in a lab. I called it out as total garbage, with no evidence, and debunked by the CDC. Other guy said oh, you trust the CDC? (kinda quietly). I said yeah, over your source, some guy in his basement making up BS.

Whole office was dead silent for 5 minutes.

Conversation over. Weird how their bluster wilts in the face of real scrutiny. Like they know their whole world view only works in their bubble, so they shut up about it everywhere else.

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Walk on water? That's nothing, watch this, I can scoot on the carpet!

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