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Smibo's avatar

What jumped out at me, is my profound regret over the fact that I have gone my entire life without ever knowing that there was an actual company called "Fufu International." Now I'm intrigued; what do they do? What is their mission statement? Depending on the answers to those questions, I may or may not wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

I’m good.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Perhaps it was supposed to be fucky-fucky, but they thought that was too obvious?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He does stink up the place.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

If, as suggested originally they are victims of a human trafficking scheme, they can take all their earnings, and doubtless do.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

If "Tokyo Beauty and Massage School" is not a pipeline for undocumented Lolitas to entertain special guests at Mar a Lago, I will eat a MAGA hat.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

How Edgar Allan Poe of her.

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Smibo's avatar

Well, I went ahead and subscribed anyway. Got my first issue a few minutes ago. I'm puzzled though; apparently it's title is "FuFu LongTime", but the rest is in Chinese, so I can't make heads or tails of it.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Reminds me of the "Death by Snu-Snu episode of Futurama.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Smibo's avatar

Don't believe anything that comes out of Trump's blowhole.

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george lastrapes's avatar

lovely as always to hear from you!

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Smibo's avatar

Yep. Also too, how many Trump supporters will be swayed by mere "evidence" into either staying home or voting for Kamala?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Hello George, how are you, my friend?

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phoenix00's avatar

Cletus safari. With copious plastic surgery.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I know, in fact, we now have a First Lady who has posed nude. Now, I like porn as much as the next guy but I expect a little bit more class in the White House.

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