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Bemused Tralfamadorian-vaxxed's avatar

I broke out the cheap stuff (J&B) on November 8th.

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I did not know Reince Preibus wears a yarmulke.

capnkrunch's avatar

How do you think infosec is at Mar-A-Lago? Probably as good as the White House right? Mar-A-Lago conference room B is basically the White House situation room.

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I'd say Donnie was the friggin' Guy Grand of American politics (as in "The Magic Christian,"), only he's not quite rich enough and he's sure enough not quite smart enough. But his whole administration is like one, long, ugly practical joke: a global whoopee cushion, farting us all to oblivion.

PubOption's avatar

Making love to his ego.

(Thanks, David)

PubOption's avatar

The MOAB is a real butte.

$136050197's avatar

Who's that jackass in the center of the picture that looks bored?

Jack Is The Biasss's avatar

"For all you know, I may be the fukkin' rat!"

"Now you're thinkin'!"

Tpyo Knig's avatar

I am getting repeated notifications.

calliecallie's avatar

How long have you been waiting to use that "all those terrorists covered in oil" line? I will NEVER be able to hear that song again without hearing that. Brilliant.