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rubio and cruz are cuban idiots who still are so immature it's a joke. why don't both of you wining idiots like jeb just bow out for your not going to even get close to the nomination that donald will win so beat it all you idiots

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Should we ask them about non-Euclidian geometry?

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wonkette: come for the pangaea reference, stay for blowvember.

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And his other brother.... oh nevermind.

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Like they even know who the fuck Euclid was.

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8. Thermos bottles -- how do they know?

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I don't need no Santeria.

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And, like, what difference would that make, anyhow?

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He'll be destroyed because the entire premise on which Republicans are advancing him as the new face to save their party by giving them a facade of not being racist, is itself racist - namely, the assumption that all Latinos are a monolithic voting bloc, and therefore Cuban is the same as Mexican or Puerto Rican, and that this voting bloc makes its one decision for who everyone will vote for principally based on identity and not policy preferences.

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Yes Marco, whether or not you accept science as a valid means for the acquisition of knowledge has <em>no effect whatsoever</em> on economic growth. Run with that. Please, be my guest.

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Why, are his kids Wild Things?

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Oxymorons in general are calmly seething.

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Marco's use of 'man' reminds me of 1970's musicians, could be a hint there.

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Here's looking at you, kid.

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But Dolby also sang 'She Blinded Me with Science', I'm confused.

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You know who else had a Southern Strategy?

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