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Golf clap.

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OK, maybe I am kind of attracted.

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Barbie is both taller and smarter than L'il Marco.

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But what if they're made of wood?

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I wondered if anyone would catch that.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

At least that poor kid didn't shoot himself.

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Pretzel Logic.

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Just the booze, I'm afraid.

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Yes. When Rubio says that whoever wins FL wins the nomination, I have flashbacks to 2000.

I live in FL. I've seen the voters. We elected Voldemort to govern our state, twice. We do not know what's good for us.

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The fucking Chicago Tribune just endorsed Little Marco (while refusing to endorse any Democrat at all-- couldn't read the whole article because paywall, so I don't know why)

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Yay!

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Little Rubio and I got exactly the same Number of delegates last night...coincidence ... I think not.

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Hey, me too, no delegates. Yes somehow neither you nor I are being interviewed (ever so softly, of course) on MSNB.

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Lady Noonansie's gin overflow, if any.

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