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Skadi's avatar

OK, maybe I am kind of attracted.

accidental housewife's avatar

Barbie is both taller and smarter than L'il Marco.

Skadi's avatar

But what if they're made of wood?

anwisok's avatar

I wondered if anyone would catch that.

accidental housewife's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sake.

At least that poor kid didn't shoot himself.

Victoria Ricola's avatar

Your critique has been noted and will be considered in my future early-morning commenting strategy. Thank you for your feedback.

Cool_North's avatar

Just the booze, I'm afraid.

SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Yes. When Rubio says that whoever wins FL wins the nomination, I have flashbacks to 2000.

I live in FL. I've seen the voters. We elected Voldemort to govern our state, twice. We do not know what's good for us.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

The fucking Chicago Tribune just endorsed Little Marco (while refusing to endorse any Democrat at all-- couldn't read the whole article because paywall, so I don't know why)

Scooby's avatar

Little Rubio and I got exactly the same Number of delegates last night...coincidence ... I think not.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, me too, no delegates. Yes somehow neither you nor I are being interviewed (ever so softly, of course) on MSNB.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Lady Noonansie's gin overflow, if any.