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Zyxomma's avatar

Golf clap.

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Skadi's avatar

OK, maybe I am kind of attracted.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Barbie is both taller and smarter than L'il Marco.

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Skadi's avatar

But what if they're made of wood?

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anwisok's avatar

I wondered if anyone would catch that.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sake.

At least that poor kid didn't shoot himself.

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Victoria Ricola's avatar

Your critique has been noted and will be considered in my future early-morning commenting strategy. Thank you for your feedback.

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Querolous's avatar

Pretzel Logic.

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Cool_North's avatar

Just the booze, I'm afraid.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Yes. When Rubio says that whoever wins FL wins the nomination, I have flashbacks to 2000.

I live in FL. I've seen the voters. We elected Voldemort to govern our state, twice. We do not know what's good for us.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

The fucking Chicago Tribune just endorsed Little Marco (while refusing to endorse any Democrat at all-- couldn't read the whole article because paywall, so I don't know why)

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FauxAntocles's avatar

Yay!

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Scooby's avatar

Little Rubio and I got exactly the same Number of delegates last night...coincidence ... I think not.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, me too, no delegates. Yes somehow neither you nor I are being interviewed (ever so softly, of course) on MSNB.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Lady Noonansie's gin overflow, if any.

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