About this big? Shortly before crying himself to sleep late last night, Sen. Marco Rubio took to Twitter to start dispelling the fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. First of all, Marco Rubio knows EXACTLY what he's doing because he tells all his friends, who then tell the Washington Post, who then tell us, so we can tell you. Got it? Good!
I don't think Rubio could even match the half-assed job Priebus is doing. He is indeed lazy and dumb.
Probably should have gone into male modeling, the wholesome kind. But then, they would have required him to go on a diet, and he'd have lost those adorable rosy cheeks. Poor little Marco....
Just in case anyone is wondering, I'm announcing right now, for all to read and so that there isn't any lingering question, that I am NOT going to win the Nobel Prize for literature.
I believe that everything he said on the campaign trail he repeated 10,000 times.
He's lazy and dumb. He should have Rinse Prius's job.
Stop with the crazy talk! You don't know that you're not going to grab the Nobel Prize this time around.
Fox News wouldn't either.
Instead we got a talking yam, who is probably going to win the election, and make America yooge and classy again.
He had major hydration issues.
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I don't think Rubio could even match the half-assed job Priebus is doing. He is indeed lazy and dumb.
Probably should have gone into male modeling, the wholesome kind. But then, they would have required him to go on a diet, and he'd have lost those adorable rosy cheeks. Poor little Marco....
Well, he wears lifts, anyway.
He was crucified and refuses to resurrect.
If he ever returns to the Senate, as a visitor, they'll have to compare the pencil marks on the wall. "My how you've grown!"
Just in case anyone is wondering, I'm announcing right now, for all to read and so that there isn't any lingering question, that I am NOT going to win the Nobel Prize for literature.
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Wubio has never been completely right in his life. In fact, he has rarely been partially right.
Aww shucks! Thanks!
I'm sick of Marco Rubio. I'm sick of Marco Rubio. I'm sick of Marco Rubio.
He should leave now.