L-O-S-E-R Exciting news for Marco Rubio! He winned another thing! The thing is Puerto Rico, which may or may not be a part of the United States, depending on whether you are a goddamned idiot moron dumbfuck-faced idiot. The dankest bowels of Random Racist Interwebs are quite certain Rubio only won Puerto Rico because he promised them amnesty
Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas, etc., have delegates to both the Republican and Democratic conventions - hence the Obama "57 states" thing from 2008. Presumably both parties want to encourage a political relationship in case they become states down the road.
Republicans can too speak Spanish. But usually they sound like Peggy Hill or Chimpy McFlightsuit.
Jeb's endorsement will surely net Rubio tens of votes.
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Well, this is a Republican primary so the alternatives are 1) Trump, 2) Kasich, 3) Trump, 4) Deciding one isn't a Republican.
Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas, etc., have delegates to both the Republican and Democratic conventions - hence the Obama "57 states" thing from 2008. Presumably both parties want to encourage a political relationship in case they become states down the road.
He's on the Rubio-con trail.
Cognitive dissonance is Latin to Republicans. Or, um Greek... Spanish? Maybe it's French, they HATE the French.
I think Scalia is in one of the Lesser Beyonds.
Some not too original advice for Little Marco: Beware the Ides of March! (Et tu, Florida?)
I am truly amazed that all the other dickheads there even noticed!
FWIW: http://www.motherjones.com/...
The GOP still did a happy dance. Desperation is fun to watch.
No, not that guy. The Savior one. Folks said he was too liberal, voted for the insane ex-ceo.
It's all Chinese to me.
Good play, then, winning that.
If Marco can just get the prestigious endorsements of Michele "Big Guns" Fiore and Blue Tarp Man he could surely lock up the Idaho caucus.