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Oneofthebobs's avatar

Republicans can too speak Spanish. But usually they sound like Peggy Hill or Chimpy McFlightsuit.

Alex Grey's avatar

Jeb's endorsement will surely net Rubio tens of votes.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Well, this is a Republican primary so the alternatives are 1) Trump, 2) Kasich, 3) Trump, 4) Deciding one isn't a Republican.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas, etc., have delegates to both the Republican and Democratic conventions - hence the Obama "57 states" thing from 2008. Presumably both parties want to encourage a political relationship in case they become states down the road.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

He's on the Rubio-con trail.

mailman27's avatar

Cognitive dissonance is Latin to Republicans. Or, um Greek... Spanish? Maybe it's French, they HATE the French.

mailman27's avatar

I think Scalia is in one of the Lesser Beyonds.

RobMajor's avatar

Some not too original advice for Little Marco: Beware the Ides of March! (Et tu, Florida?)

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

I am truly amazed that all the other dickheads there even noticed!

eddi_TBH's avatar

The GOP still did a happy dance. Desperation is fun to watch.

Rick Hill's avatar

No, not that guy. The Savior one. Folks said he was too liberal, voted for the insane ex-ceo.

Scooby's avatar

It's all Chinese to me.

calliecallie's avatar

Good play, then, winning that.

chicken thief's avatar

If Marco can just get the prestigious endorsements of Michele "Big Guns" Fiore and Blue Tarp Man he could surely lock up the Idaho caucus.