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Oneofthebobs's avatar

Republicans can too speak Spanish. But usually they sound like Peggy Hill or Chimpy McFlightsuit.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Jeb's endorsement will surely net Rubio tens of votes.

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Querolous's avatar

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Well, this is a Republican primary so the alternatives are 1) Trump, 2) Kasich, 3) Trump, 4) Deciding one isn't a Republican.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas, etc., have delegates to both the Republican and Democratic conventions - hence the Obama "57 states" thing from 2008. Presumably both parties want to encourage a political relationship in case they become states down the road.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

He's on the Rubio-con trail.

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mailman27's avatar

Cognitive dissonance is Latin to Republicans. Or, um Greek... Spanish? Maybe it's French, they HATE the French.

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mailman27's avatar

I think Scalia is in one of the Lesser Beyonds.

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RobMajor's avatar

Some not too original advice for Little Marco: Beware the Ides of March! (Et tu, Florida?)

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Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

I am truly amazed that all the other dickheads there even noticed!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The GOP still did a happy dance. Desperation is fun to watch.

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Rick Hill's avatar

No, not that guy. The Savior one. Folks said he was too liberal, voted for the insane ex-ceo.

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Scooby's avatar

It's all Chinese to me.

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calliecallie's avatar

Good play, then, winning that.

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chicken thief's avatar

If Marco can just get the prestigious endorsements of Michele "Big Guns" Fiore and Blue Tarp Man he could surely lock up the Idaho caucus.

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