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Marycat2021's avatar

I sincerely and fervently hope a foreign democratic government arrests the entire Trump family and Trump's dirtbag acolytes.

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Justin's avatar

I am deeply curious how they justify the "possession of machine guns and destructive devices" charge. That is some legal Tomrfuckery right there.

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İstanbul Informer's avatar

I feel like they never rehearse anything at WH.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

Rubio’s problem is he can’t find any Bible verses to justify what he’s doing. He’s a lost soul

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JCfromNC's avatar

IANAL, but...

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We have court orders. These are sanctioned boats and we get orders from courts to go after and seize these sanctions. So there -- that’s -- I don’t know, is a court not a legal authority?

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Absolutely. It's a legal authority to contact the law enforcement agencies in the other country and arrange for the arrest and extradition of the subject of that order.

What it is not, you absolute bellend, is authority for your military and/or law enforcement to storm into said country and forcibly kidnap that person or persons. And you know that, you lying sack of shit.

Also, too:

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Under this justification, we guess Rubio is saying it's now legal to use domestic law enforcement to invade foreign nations. If this is true, then every nation in the world can invade any other to "arrest" its leader on domestic charges, valid or trumped up.

Hmmmm.

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Hey, I guess this means Thiel's little couchfucking weasel has another option to get that promotion he's hoping for. He just has to be able to convincingly promise some other country that we'll look the other way if they want to haul Orangolini off to the Hague or somewhere.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

LIL' LESSONS IN DIPLOMACY

I’m -- very simple.

(Could have stopped right there)

We have court orders.

(Read: We have court orders we like, not court orders we don't like)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is Marco Rubio the biggest DEI hire of the Chump administration?

Discuss.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

My vote -- and I know it counts! -- goes to the barely walking, openly festering wound that is the Chump itself.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Rubio has convinced all too many people that he's SMRT. No, he's proved himself to be a toady of a lickspittle, and thirstier than when he was guzzling that water bottle. Garbage person.

Btw, FBI has ZERO jurisdiction anywhere outside the USA. Then again, jurisdiction didn't stop the CIA from domestic spying during the Nixon years (here in the city they used Con Edison vans). Lawn ordure.

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Hollysdower's avatar

This makes me have "tear out my own hair" levels of angry.

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Phil Scrimenti's avatar

Vendido!

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Owlftr13's avatar

I'm having trouble understanding little Marco. Maybe he should take Trump's cock out his mouth.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

I dunno. That would at least keep the idiot busy and Rubio would finally providing a service.

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verne's avatar

well lady linds is in the wings

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CzechJournalists's avatar

the STEPHANOPOULOS clips of of rubio are totally worth watching on youtube. must have watched them five times yesterday. he keeps trying to puff himself back up to his full five feet nine inches of height, but he keeps deflating while evading the questions he can't answer. . .

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kmblue187's avatar

I just saw a sound bite from Trump on Air Force One saying we (meaning he) was in charge of Venezuela, blah, blah, blah, but on the left was someone (surely not a reporter) bobbing his head enthusiastically. I should have known, when the camera pulled out, it was Lyndsey Graham.

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verne's avatar

uh, where was his head?

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Being held by the ears

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verne's avatar

please accept this 5 lb bag of potatoes for answering the question correctly.

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kmblue187's avatar

Left from our POV, to Trump’s right. Long time since I’ve seen that little lapdog.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

"Mr. President, FIFA on line 2."

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verne's avatar

please refer to vladlen tatarksky

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

"Sounds to us like Marco Rubio has absolutely no fucking idea what any part of the Trump administration is doing, on Venezuela or anything else." Which, really, means Rubio has just as much an idea of what the Trump administration is doing as anyone else in the Trump administration has.

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kmblue187's avatar

Us also too.

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verne's avatar

you can be certain that walt nauta knows which end of the diet coke can to open...the smooth flat one

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gene108's avatar

At least Bush, Jr. & Co. planned far enough head, in the Iraq invasion, that toppling Saddam would lead to a change in government.

Trump, Rubio, et. al. haven’t been to think far enough ahead to change the government of Venezuela. They toppled Maduro only to have his VP replace him, and everyone else in the government has not changed.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Boots on the ground, insurgency (fully supported by the government), it's gonna leave a mark.

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