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arundel's avatar

"Bottles of water HATE him!! Find out why by clicking here."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

OK, but "building a nation of theirs by us" is a totally different thing, right? Or how about "build of nation theiring?" There must be some way to pull off this scam.

fuflans's avatar

dude there are 417 of them running. i don't know what inside track you have but

*SPOILERS*

let me know who actually stabs jon snow (on the show). i got money on this.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Jebus what a moronic asshole...even Jebberz is trying to hesitate before giving his brother a tongue bath but not brave Sir Marco. I'm guessing it's because thirsty boy has found his billionaire sugar daddy and his sugar daddy lurves him some Dubya, oh and Dick Cheney too.

DahBoner's avatar

Medicine in Cuba is so advanced, Marco doesn't have to wear that iron lung anymore!!!http://learningzoneclass.co...

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Rubio - Dumber than Dirt, and Twice as Dry....

bobbert's avatar

66. They'll have to have a play-in.

dookieboot2's avatar

β€œIt’s not ethnic cleansing. We are assisting them in cleansing their ethnics!"

Seriously's avatar

"It’s not nation-building. We are assisting them in building their nation."

Hahahaha!!! What an asshat.

beatbort's avatar

Does he know the difference between a blowjob and a job that blows?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What a great response. I'm going to remember that one.

"I'm not drunk, officer. I've just had too much to drink."

sillyclucker's avatar

I'm still trying to learn the difference between act of terrorism and terrorist act.Oops! Beat out by DC Wilson. Should have read the non comments first.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Talking out of both sides of one's mouth makes one mighty thirsty.