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Because nothing says the future like not understanding how copyright works.

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The Hill has her own email server so Republicans can't hack her email. That's pretty hip. Not only does it provide security from the Republicans, it makes their heads explode.

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Where is the choke point here? I mean, obviously, not the one that attaches Marco's head to his body....

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Pony Express?

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The Googles are evolving.

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Macro 2016 -- The Voice of Inexperience!

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It will be amusing to watch Rubio and Cruz try to out-Latino/Cuba each other in the primaries.

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Hey, I haven't seen a reference the seigneurial system since I was in high school. That's sent me down a rabbit hole.

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It crashed at 50,000 hits? YouTube shits out a cat video with 500,000 hits at 3 am and doesn't even blink.

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There's a Duck/Bill joke in here somewhere...

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This guy will have made an impression on me if when I hear the word "Marco" I don't automatically think "Polo"

So far, he hasn't and I doubt he ever will.

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You da word Pixelz, you da word!

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"He has proposed conservative reforms to our nation’s anti-poverty laws, tax code, regulatory policies, higher education system, vital senior safety net programs and national defense."

Shorter:We're just going to take all the money over here and give it to these people over here.

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Yesterday is over? A certain time-traveling President might disagree.

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It's the Pepsi Syndrome.

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