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Does it do hardwood floors, too?

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Hell, I live in a middle-class neighborhood in one of the most expensive counties in the US, and the median home price is still <em>well</em> below $800,000.

ETA: <a href="http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/visual-data\/best-and-worst\/most-expensive-housing-markets-us-cities" target="_blank">According to Bloomberg</a>, San Jose is the most expensive housing market in the nation, with a median listing price of $663,400. Oh dear, Marco.

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Would you eat them in a box?

Would you eat them with a fox?

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In fairness, maybe the insurance companies should also kick in some ad dollars, since they were the ones who insisted there be no public option for people to buy insurance from?

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But I like farmers growing food and it going on sale at prices the people can afford. I'm sure I could find plenty to hate about current implementations, but the concept is not something I'm willing to dismiss.<br /><br />However, a big one. Really, really big one: immigration enforcement. I object to building the dang fence.

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i can't wait for the republican primary season.

is that wrong?

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Cool gag, blo.

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This will be covered in TMOU's next tome, <i>My Head Is Flat</i>.

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We singing the <i>Internationale</i> right here, right now.

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The Postal Service was smart and backed a real winner. What was his name again?

Jesus Postal Service, everybody knows the conservatards are trying to kill you with a thousand cuts but do you have to administer the jugular gash yourself by sponsoring Lance and his pharmacist?

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Like I said, I'm sure I could find plenty to hate about current implementations...

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Rubio should just munch on a big bag of lemming dicks.

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I object to all military spending. And church tax exemptions. Now give me two seconds to think of some more. Oh yeah, oil company subsidies, and home mortgage deductions on second homes. Also funding for ab-only sex ed. The next one I might actually need some time for.

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There are no touchdowns in baseball.

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