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<i>God, we hope so, because you know those divorce papers will be AMAZING. We’ll pray for that.</i>

If God wasn't so busy trying to parse out which sportsball teams deserve his divine intervention he could turn his attention to the really <strike>entertaining</strike> pertinent petitions that snipy cares about! Get with it Yahweh! and while you are at it; Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket and all bring all the WRNJs out again for the fifteen kajillion debates in 2016.

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The clinic. <a href="http://counselingcare.us/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://counselingcare.us/">http://counselingcare.us/</a>

Enjoy.

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<i>...where you’re never quite fully cured of your big old gayness, and you have to buy like a 20-pack of anti-gay humiliation from Marcus every few months or so.</i>

Might be cheaper to just go to Costco and get the 6-bazillion pack every few years. If you have room in the garage.

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I think the French had a cure at one time.

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Some how I keep hearing Michelle say take it you little bitch every bit of it,I know my brain is fucked but it's Obama's fault

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The councillor line-up looks like 3rd tier rejected runway models showing the Awkward Moment sweater collection from Sears.

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I'm sorry, I failed to understand anything Marcus said. Does anyone have a Bachman-English translator lying around? On second thought, I probably don't need to know.

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Sometimes the best defense against a bad guy with your cock in his mouth is a good guy with your cock in his mouth.

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He's always "popping up" in the news! *wink*http://nationalreport.net/m...

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