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george lastrapes's avatar

NRA=Now rubles accepted, or Nubile redheads available, or Nitwit russophile army

John Robinson's avatar

If she's good enough at faking it, I hardly think he'd care.

John Robinson's avatar

When you're President, you can eat anything you want, any time you want, and nobody can stop you! So, there! Bet you're all just jealous that he can stay up all night if he wants, and watch whatever he wants on TV - even porn!

John Robinson's avatar

Remember who we're dealing with here. The GOP voters have been so thoroughly trained in Orwellian thinking by Fox, that you could give them opposite stories back-to-back, and they'd still completely believe them both.

John Robinson's avatar

She's no Melania Knavs, that's for sure.

SophieTylenol's avatar

He seems really into it. It would be endearingly dorky if he wasn’t so gross.

fuflans's avatar

actually there is a child in my shakespeare troupe who is her duplicate (and has a similar vocal quality). fortunately, she is not going to LA anytime soon.

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

As someone with bipolar disorder, I...

think that's hilarious.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Parker Brothers needs to update that card. No way a rich white guy's going to jail.