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Junior fucked her.

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NRA=Now rubles accepted, or Nubile redheads available, or Nitwit russophile army

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If she's good enough at faking it, I hardly think he'd care.

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When you're President, you can eat anything you want, any time you want, and nobody can stop you! So, there! Bet you're all just jealous that he can stay up all night if he wants, and watch whatever he wants on TV - even porn!

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Remember who we're dealing with here. The GOP voters have been so thoroughly trained in Orwellian thinking by Fox, that you could give them opposite stories back-to-back, and they'd still completely believe them both.

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She's no Melania Knavs, that's for sure.

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You truly gotta.

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so good!

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He seems really into it. It would be endearingly dorky if he wasn’t so gross.

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The banality of basic.

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actually there is a child in my shakespeare troupe who is her duplicate (and has a similar vocal quality). fortunately, she is not going to LA anytime soon.

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The fat just walks away!

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As someone with bipolar disorder, I...

think that's hilarious.

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Parker Brothers needs to update that card. No way a rich white guy's going to jail.

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