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wait, who is this dude again? Not me, that's all I know.

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Look everyone, it's Majorette Wedgie.

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the heart, I mean the penis wants what it wants.

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there's a picture of her at the Rally from last year in DC

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You're a fifty-something guy and you get hit on by a redheaded Russian. See what you would do.

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Secure your democracy please.

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Somehow I keep seeing the "young [from] Maria"as Kalashnikovs in cribs.

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Well, if you're not the spy, but a honey trap to lure, say, prominent NRA & GOP officials, well, then you would.

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Not very racist at all...

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They have very perky kidneys.

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Or novichokked. Or defenestrated. Or if they're lucky, a dumdum in the back of the head-- but only if they like you.

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Vavavoom! I'd pay real money to know if the carpet matches the drapes, of the lady on the left. Leftist that I am. Speaking as an artist. Might not even make a difference. Whoops. I could get in big trouble for saying this, but WTF. Pig that I am.

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Excellent as always, $5F. The absurdity is gobsmacking.

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She snuck in while we were watching a rerun of 'From Russia with Love'. (That actress was Italian, however.)

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I am the first to admit that I sometimes think with the small head.

But how desperate do you have to be to engage in a criminal conspiracy with the likes of Maria (or Mariia) Butina?

Even if you have a thing for redheads with two i's in their name, it seems like a sucker's move.

Were no robotic love dolls available?

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One of my favorite Nancy Drew books featured a villain whose hair was described as carrot-colored.

I could never envision that until now.

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