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easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

wait, who is this dude again? Not me, that's all I know.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Look everyone, it's Majorette Wedgie.

H0mer0's avatar

the heart, I mean the penis wants what it wants.

H0mer0's avatar

there's a picture of her at the Rally from last year in DC

Meander's avatar

You're a fifty-something guy and you get hit on by a redheaded Russian. See what you would do.

The Villainess+'s avatar

Secure your democracy please.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Somehow I keep seeing the "young [from] Maria"as Kalashnikovs in cribs.

rufus magister's avatar

Well, if you're not the spy, but a honey trap to lure, say, prominent NRA & GOP officials, well, then you would.

rufus magister's avatar

Not very racist at all...

Satanic Pancake's avatar

They have very perky kidneys.

george lastrapes's avatar

Or novichokked. Or defenestrated. Or if they're lucky, a dumdum in the back of the head-- but only if they like you.

george lastrapes's avatar

Vavavoom! I'd pay real money to know if the carpet matches the drapes, of the lady on the left. Leftist that I am. Speaking as an artist. Might not even make a difference. Whoops. I could get in big trouble for saying this, but WTF. Pig that I am.

Zyxomma's avatar

Excellent as always, $5F. The absurdity is gobsmacking.

george lastrapes's avatar

She snuck in while we were watching a rerun of 'From Russia with Love'. (That actress was Italian, however.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I am the first to admit that I sometimes think with the small head.

But how desperate do you have to be to engage in a criminal conspiracy with the likes of Maria (or Mariia) Butina?

Even if you have a thing for redheads with two i's in their name, it seems like a sucker's move.

Were no robotic love dolls available?

Roni Raven, Queen of the Shoes's avatar

One of my favorite Nancy Drew books featured a villain whose hair was described as carrot-colored.

I could never envision that until now.