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So, if I'm reading this right, he STILL doesn't understand what it means that the article he's referencing is from the fucking Onion?

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A colleague here at the school was saying to me yesterday that he was rather uncomfortable when we had a perfectly lovely young gay couple working here, because he was afraid to pee next to them in case they looked at his junk longingly. This from a middle-aged frumpy man that I wouldn't look at naked or dressed with anything approaching interest.

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An amazing amount of alliteration allotted, alas!

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Or against Apple.

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He sounds like the Tea party's next challenger to McCain.

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Hey, give the guy a break. It probably took him a long time to learn to read. He may not be finished yet.

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Why yes it is! This was purchased about a week before she had a rad-did-eo show in LA, which she miserably failed at. Just like her mom, except she never got the grifting clone.

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Mine is there, but fortunately it's only under my real name.

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Imagine the perks of being the Vice Mayor in Honolulu!

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You gotta go halfway before quitting, if you want to grift . . . the kid's still learning.

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Interestingly, it doesn't actually say that - which may explain why some of these bibble-humpers are such unrepenitent assholes.

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In the hotels I'm familiar with, you get a shower in your own room ... there's no need to use communal showers. Unless you want to.

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Vice Mayors are promoted from Rear Mayors.

Make of that what you will.

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<i>male employee took pictures of Farrell in the shower with a cell phone." </i>

A "Before" picture, that is.

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"many many"

<i>Mmmhmm</i>. At least one too many <i>manys</i>, methinks.

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From the link "...the vice mayor shares, “I am just having a hard time with all of this (sic) gay and lesbian rights thing. It has never been an issue until these kind of people made it an issue.”

IKR? And what's up with the black people sitting at the front of the bus?

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